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Lisa

When fighting...always look your prettiest...

About Me


I hate when people ask me at a bar "Do you remember my name?"...who asks that question? I know! People who know that no one remembers them...that is sad. And during your conversation with them they use your name over and over again...and you sit there thinking...who is this person? Don't like those people who kiss you on the cheek after you get introduced...that is weird...shake my hand...firm handshake is key...and lets move on with our day. Hate people that have tons of opinons but nothing to back it up with. Love good people...you can find them at the gas station, in the supermarket line, or wherever. Good peeps are the best. Love telling pretty girls that I think they are pretty...it is nice when boys tell you...but nothing like a girl telling you because you know that they don't want to make out with you. Love people who are good at what they do...its impressive...I don't care what your job is...just be the best at it because others will realize and appreciate it. Hate when people give me attitude when they are working...don't care if you are having a bad day sir...put a smile on your face and suck it up. Like calling people sir...it pisses them off...don't know why. Hate thinking about what time I have to wake up in the morning when I am out at night. Fact is, who cares? I know I am going to suck it up and be productive the next day regardless...so please stop looking at your watch. Love going out during the week. I love walking into an empty bar with my friends...who cares if no one is there? I go out to hang out with the peeps I am with....if you don't...find some new peeps. Hate late night bars...I think to myself...couldn't you people get some before 2? If the answer is no...accept it and go home...try again tomorrow. Love busting balls...if I don't bust your balls it means I don't like you that much. Hate waiting in a line to get into a bar. I would rather go to a dive bar. Hate when you wait in line outside of a bar and then walk in and it is empty. Like, what are you trying to prove Mr. Bouncer? One more thing...why is it that when you order a Corona at a bar do they always put a lime in the top that is as big as the bartender himself? No way in one million years can you squeeze that lime into the bottle. Honestly, whoever cuts them must laugh the whole time. If you have read this whole thing...I am impressed with your dedication.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: LBC
Birthday: November 18th
Birthplace: Philadelphia
Current Location: Philadelphia
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'2ish poss 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Jewish/Russian/Mafiosa
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Boots that are GORG
Your Weakness: I have no patience for stupidity
Your Fears: Scary lookin peeps on my plane
Your Perfect Pizza: Any kind as long as I can dip it in Ranch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Already achieved it...I am like freakin Doogie Howser
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Who uses IM anymore? Oh wait, me
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where is my snooze button?
Your Best Physical Feature: Tough question...I happen to be really good looking
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: Penn State
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'll take both please
Single or Group Dates: Stupid question...who cares
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yum
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Swear: Yep...like a trucker (don't tell my mom)
Do you Sing: I try to...
Do you Shower Daily: Umm...gonna go with yes even though I am lying
Have you Been in Love: Thought so...not so sure anymore
Do you want to go to College: Been there...done that and then some
Do you want to get Married: Yep...eventually
Do you belive in yourself: YES YES YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: YES YES YES
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: I happen to be blessed with the most wonderful parents in the universe...I must have been really really good in my past life
Do you like Thunderstorms: I guess
Do you play an Instrument: Fired my piano teacher when I was like 8 and then she died...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Who asks the question like that? Maybe, phrase it better and I will answer....no, of course not.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Palease
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hells yeah...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Come on...have you seen me?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole $5 from Mace in the summertime, he thought I stole his glove and then he moved to Florida
Ever been Drunk: Patron on the rocks will do it every time
Ever been called a Tease: Hmmm....poss
Ever been Beaten up: Ewww...girls who fist fight are skanks
Ever Shoplifted: Stole a rabbits foot from the school store in 3rd grade...got caught...
How do you want to Die: No thanks...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: On Court TV, partner of my firm, a billionaire and a MILF
What country would you most like to Visit: Any vacation would be nice at this point
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue (who spells favorite like that?)
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Depends...I can go either way (wink wink)
Height: Taller is better
Weight: Doesn't really matter...key word "really"
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter as long as you can rock it.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I would like to plead the 5th
Number of CDs I own: Its called an Ipod
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1...I am naughty...my mom would freak out
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nada...because they have made me who I am today...and I am pretty fucking awesome

My Interests

I love my amazing family and my friends. These two groups of people make my life so much easier...feel bad for people who aren't blessed to have them. Sick of people who get joy out of other people's dissapointments and get jealous from other peep's accomplishments...it is pathetic. Have like 5 good friends...to me...that is enough...a friend to all is a friend to none. I hate that people who I don't know have such an interest in my life...although, I am pretty entertaining. Love food...food is important...if you cannot appreciate an amazing meal...which includes things of substance...salads just don't do it for me...then you are missing out. Love cheese fries...cheese on the side. Love dipping sauces...an assortment of them makes me really happy. Love a good beer...pitchers of beer are the best. Love people who tell good stories...bad story tellers are the worst...its like, get to the point or stop talking. Love a good bottle of wine. Love good music...good lyrics. Love funny people...they are a gift. Love pregnant ladies...they are pretty. Love old couples holding hands...nothing is cuter.


I'd like to meet:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be fabulous, brilliant, gorgeous, and talented? Actually, who are you not to be? YOU are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure about you. We were born the manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not in just some of us, it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others." - Nelson Mandela

Music:

Fiona Apple (Criminal is the best song ever written), Bob Marley (best in the summer) John Mayer, Jay-Z, Red Hot Chili Peppers, 311, Jamie Cullum, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Stevie Wonder (love this man), Citizen Cope, Jason Mraz, Sublime, 50 cent, Billy Joel, and Maroon 5 and jazz. Sidenote: It is essential to listen to the lyrics...good ones make me happy

Movies:

Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Office Space (perfect length), When Harry Met Sally, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Swingers, Napoleon Dynamite (Vote for Pedro), Garden State (so much better the 2nd time), History of Violence (amazing amazing amazing...see it and you can thank me later), March of the Penguins (Okay...so this is not one of my favorite movies...a.k.a. if I had to watch it again I wouldn't be a happy girl...but damn those little things are spectacular...who knew?)Little Miss Sunshine (so good it hurt mah feelings)...this is really hard...I can't do this.

Television:

Reality televsion...(all of it) MTV, MXC (most entertaining show on TV), Lifetime movies, Cosby Show, CourtTV (Psychic Investigators are amazing...and I apparently am a huge dork), Bravo, Project Runway (love it), Simple Life (its funny and you cannot deny it), and FoodNetwork...alright, I like everything and I am not afraid to admit it. I could lay on my couch all day long watching Lifetime movies and I won't feel bad about it. Sorry for all of you TV haters...who pride themselves on the fact that they don't watch tv...obviously I am way lazier than you people...I am 100% okay with it.

Books:

Ummm...yeah...don't read for fun.

Heroes:

My parents...hands down.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 90% Wonder Woman 90% Supergirl 85% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 80% Catwoman 65% The Flash 45% Superman 40% Robin 35% Hulk 30% Batman 5% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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