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I LIKE TO MAKE LISTS
I LIKE TO MAKE LISTS LIKE THIS
Top 10 funniest moments of my life:
1.Dan wiping dog shit off an inhaler onto Holly's shoulder. THE most funniest thing I'v ever seen.
2.Mother falling over a pew in Corsica
3.Alex being sick in lake district. It hurt to breath after that!
4.James throwing a ruler at Holly in year 6 and it stuck in her flab. LOL
5. James getting shit on the face from a bird in year 9
6.Mrs Wood saying 'woohoo'
7.Dorothy's papers flying away in the wind. Had to be there.
8. Heather Keenan falling over a cider bottle Still funny to this day
9.James pushing Natalie Moore over in year 9, she rolled!
10.Claire falling over at work. Words cannot describe how funny that was.
Top 10 Greatest times of my life:
1.PGL FRANCE
2. That Disney thing I tell everyone about.
3.First time I played live in the band Anne is Anne. Oh yes
4.Lake District holiday
5. Friday lunchtimes on A corridor
6.Not to be disclosed
7.When I did a forward roll down the stairs. It was worth it.
8. That dream I had
9.The summer of 2006
10. Finding out the chickins were dead. LIBERATION.
Top 10 Fun and frolicks with my friends
1.PGL FRANCE June 2005
2.Lake District August 2006
3.Blackpool pleasure beach October 2006
4.Getting chased by a landrover in the middle of nowhere June 2006
5.France in February 2006
6.Helen Judges party June 2006. The walk to Bens house led to number 8 on the funny moments list.
7.Motion city Soundtrack gig August 2006
8.Paintballing November 2005
9. Laser Quest October 2005
10.Colne Febuary 2007
If I ever see another phospholipid again it will be too soon.
I never thought that I would change
But I never thought that I would stay the same
Its a sad but true fact that, 90% of the people I call friends now, I wont know in 3 years.
If you listen to people in Burnley, they will just hold you back.
Theres too much to see out there, to stay as you are and where you are.
If its not a challenge then it's not worth bragging about.
I wont get anywhere just doing the things I know I can do.
I'd rather do something to make a difference in some form or other.
I prefer to act out of character sometimes, so that those who dont know me, cant sum me up. I never want to be summed up by anyone tbh.
I dont see why people make a big deal about being judged, Its noone elses fault if you give off a shit impression
If you got a bad impression off me its probably cos your crap and I dont care if you exist.
BE REYT
Top 10 best musical entertainers.
1. Motion City Soundtrack
2. Feeder
3. Brand New
4. Autopilot Off
5. New Found Glory
6. Robbie Williams
7. 36 Crazyfists
8. American Hi-Fi
9. The Bled
10. The Klaxons
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I cant say anyone has ever changed my life or has anyone ever inspired me.
I dont need other people to motivate me into changing an aspect of my life becuase I just think that shows weak character.
I'm motivated by my own self-interest. Luckily, I'm the type of person who has an interest in most things.
For example: Transpiration, oh aye. lol.
So no, I do not have a hero; Im not weak and insecure.
Reckon you can change my life?
You can go and eat Crag's phlegm.