Lifesavers |
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.....................CherryYellow................L
emonGreen..................LimeOr...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 11:13:00 GMT |
Vet School-Paying Attention |
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending
their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all
gathered around the surgery table with the body cover...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 07:11:00 GMT |
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER |
Nicknames:
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fa...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:44:00 GMT |
Happy Mental Health Day |
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were wa...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 08:28:00 GMT |
WHY WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD |
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!Last night my wife m...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:30:00 GMT |
The most appropriate definition |
The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term: This ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:46:00 GMT |
New diet |
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Skeeter, our new hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was standing in line about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I t...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:28:00 GMT |
Me? Mad?? |
My score on The Mad Scientist Test: Mad Scientist (You scored 70Mad, 90 Scientist!) You already know that you're a scientist. But are you mad? Yes, frothing.While these plans for world dominat...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 18:10:00 GMT |
The RATE MY LIFE quiz |
This Is My Life, RatedLife: 6.6Mind: 7.5Body: 5.7Spirit: 8.8Friends/Family: 4.4Love: 2.9Finance: 7.5Take the Rate My Life Quiz
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:36:00 GMT |
More surveys I got suckered into! |
My score on The Brutally Honest Personality Test: Crackpot - INTJ (20% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 73% Judging) People hate you. Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hate...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:03:00 GMT |
