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It's Jovember Homies!

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About Me

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You either like me or not. There's really no in between. Overall I'm pretty cool (when I feel like it LOL) and keep it real. I show love to those who show me love. It's that simple. Once you hate, you become invisible. I'm about 85% everything the books say about Scorpios. That's kinda scary but it's true.

My Interests

I like movies, books, music, bowling, bartending (and yes I have a license), love amusement parks too.

I'd like to meet:


Name: Joe
Birthdate: 11/20/81
Birthplace: DC (Columbia Hospital for Women)
Current Location: New Carrollton/Hyattsville whatever!
Hair Color: Black
Height: Six-o on the dot
Weight: 158
Piercings: Nope
Tatoos: One
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I have a Girlfriend!
Overused Phraze: Bingo Bango
FAVORITES
Food: seafood/chicken tenders/cookies
Candy: Peanut Butter Twix/ Kit Kat
Number: 20
Color: Blue
Animal: I like dogs. Cats are cool too.
Drink: Fiji Water (love it, love it, love it)
Alcohol Drink: Mojitos.
Bagel: Plain with Strawberry Cream Cheese
Letter: A check made in my name
Body Part on Opposite sex: Too many to name!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendys LOL. If I had to pick I guess BK.
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: NO TEA....gagging!
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Both are aight
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk:
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny ones
Love or Money: What good is one without the other. I guess I'll take love.
YOUR...
Bedtime: Usually like 10:30 or 11pm.
Most Missed Memory: Any Christmas as a kid.
Best phyiscal feature: The ladies say my lips but I like my eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Dag...i just went to sleep. Thanks anyway God!
Goal for this year: Get a new job LOL.
Best Friends: Arniesa, Sammara, Denise, Tia, Ahmed, David
Weakness: buying jeans, dvds, a woman's hair.
Fears: Being rejected into heaven for whatever reason
Heritage: African American (Heeyyyy it's the boys from Africa, How ya'll doin?)
Longest relationship: Um....3 yrs.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: duh yeah.
Ever Smoked: Nope.
Pot: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: You have no idea LOLOLOL
Ever been beaten up: maybe as a small child. I can get swole!
Ever beaten someone up: Sure have. They were all sleepin' HARD!
Ever Shoplifted: maybe some candy
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nah.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Is this for real?LOL Yeah I have.
Been Dumped Lately: Naw!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Doesn't matter. It's all about the shape of the eye.
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Long but short these days (w)
Height: shorter than me
Style: Love girls that can dress. If you are fashionably challenged get some help LOL.
Looks or Personality: You have to have both, but looks are the first thing you see.
Hot or Cute What's the real difference?
Drugs and Alcohol: Drinking is okay. Drugs? Nah.
Muscular or Really Skinny: I always end up with small girls.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Believe it or not I don't have any.
What country do you want to Visit: Too many to name. I haven't been anywhere.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep.
Been to the Mall Lately: Of course.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure.
Get along with your Parents: Love them to death.
Health Freak: Yeah right. No. But people will be surprised at how many healthy things i do like.
Do you think your Attractive: Duh, YEAH!
Believe in Yourself: 99% of the time
Want to go to College: Class of '03. Holla Back!
Do you Smoke: Didn't i answer this. No. A weed head must have made this survey LOL.
Do you Drink: (sigh) YES!
Shower Daily: What if i said no. Hellz yeah i shower everyday LOL.
Been in Love: Twice.
Do yo Sing: ONLY when i am alone. And yes i sound terrible LOL.
Want to get Married: One day.
Do you want Children:
Have your future kids names planned out: I have ideas but I'm not saying. Don't ya'll know enough now? Damn LOL.
Hate anyone: No. But I dislike a whooooolllleee lotta folk. Wankstas and Haters LOL.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

Voices I love: Mary J. Blige, Tweet, Mariah Carey, Sade, Amel Larrieux, Brandy, Fantasia, Erykah Badu, and Jazmine Sullivan.Rappers I get down with: Jigga, Biggie, Kanye, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Andre 3000, Eminem, Fox Boogie, and Remy.

Movies:

Too Many to Name but here are some: Boomerang, Casino, Jackie Brown, Class Act, Madhouse, Set It Off, Death Becomes Her, Strictly Business, ATL, Love Jones, Eve's Bayou, and School Daze.

Television:

Right Now: The Island (RW/RR Challenge), Survivor, Desperate Housewives, The Game, Real Chance of Love, Football.

Books:

The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown;Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe;Beloved by Toni Morrison;Cheaters by Eric Jerome Dickey;The Coldest Winter Ever by Sister Souljah;True to the Game by Teri Woods;The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory

Heroes:

My Parents


My Blog

Black Money

Last night, I'm watching tv and the "I Want to Work for Diddy Casting Special" came on. It was entertaining, interesting even, and then all of a sudden it became kind of disgusting. Not the kind of di...
Posted by It's Jovember Homies! on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:53:00 PST

Grand Finale

Grand Finale She had her Grand finale.But in all actuality, it's much more like a Grand premiere.I'm sure Aunt Lista planned the party well; planned it as if all the earthly family were there. The swe...
Posted by It's Jovember Homies! on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:31:00 PST

The Fun Facts Blog

Heres how it goes:Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you... 2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remin...
Posted by It's Jovember Homies! on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:49:00 PST