PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
I'd like to meet:
Edison. And someone who wants to give me a lot of money. And Jesus.
As far as women go:
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack,
She is playing with her jewelry, she is putting up her hair
She is touring the facility
and picking up slack
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough and sharp as a tack,
She is touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citi Bank we will meet accidently
We start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She is changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She is trading her MG for a white, Chrysler LeBaron
In Summary:
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
Lastly, this:
Music:
Beatles, Dave Matthews Band, Soulive, Chemical Brothers, Rodie, Elton John, Billy Joel, Beck, Hip Hop, Chris McCarty Band, Drum n' Bass (electronic). I like pretty much anything that sounds good to me. I like a lot of older stuff too and older funk type oldies and the undeniable classics like 'Along Comes Mary'. I guess what I'm saying is I like everything...except country!!!!!!!!!! Good Heavens.
Movies:
There are so many to name here. I will give you my top howevermany.Back to the Future(s), Bourne(s), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ghostbusters(s), Heat, Indiana Jones(s), Inside Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Made, Man with two Brains, O Brother Where Art Thou, Napoleon Dynamite, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Starship Troopers, Toy Story(s).Those are just of the DVDs I took a look at. They are in ABC order because so are my DVDs. I know, it's awesome.Also Tarantino has done some great ones.
Television:
House MD, The Office, Reno 911, Firefly (RIP), Conan, ATHF, Robot Chicken, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, DOG the Bounty Hunter, The Whitest Kids U Know, Myth Busters, Man vs Wild, and Glenn Beck on Headline Prime are the only things I ever watch. That and a lot of the history channel. I guess that's kind of a lot. I think it started out as like one show and every now and then i'll tack something on and now "that's all I watch" seems kind of silly but i'm leaving it so bug off.
Books:
I started writing this book called 'Gabriel'. Then I stopped writing it because I had to finish graduating school and get a sweet job that would pay the bills so I could write in my off time. I am currently working on a short story called 'Stranded' which you can check out in my blog. As far as reading it goes I like a lot of Crichton and Stephen King's dark tower books. Oh and Dan Brown.
Heroes:
Thomas Edison. I am sure there are others but I'd like to take this space to once again direct you to www.therodieandbillshow.com . Because Jeff made that cartoon for Rodie and Me and all 3 of us are my heroes. Check out Jeff's site at www.jeffgill.net
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