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About Me

"I started as an altar boy, working at the church Learning all my holy moves, doing some research Which led me to a cash box, labeled "Children's Fund" I'd leave the change, and tuck the bills inside my cummerbundI got a part-time job at my father's carpet store Laying tackless stripping, and housewives by the score I loaded up their furniture, and took it to Spokane And auctioned off every last naugahyde divanI'm very well aquainted with the seven deadly sins I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in I'm proud to be a glutton, and I don't have time for sloth I'm greedy, and I'm angry, and I don't care who I crossI'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me I'll live to be a hundred, and go down in infamyOf course I went to law school and took a law degree And counseled all my clients to plead insanity Then worked in hair replacement, swindling the bald Where very few are chosen, and fewer still are calledThen on to Monte Carlo to play chemin de fer I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair I put my last few francs down on a prostitute Who took me up to her room to perform the flag saluteWhereupon I stole her passport and her wig And headed for the airport and the midnight flight, you dig? And fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide Looking through the want ads sipping Arrogant Bastard in the shadeI opened up an agency somewhere down the line To hire aboriginals to work the opal mines But I attached their wages and took a whopping cut And whisked away their workman's comp and pauperized the lotI'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamyI bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air And landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals I'll see you in the next life, wake me up for meals." Thank you Mr Zevon. And when I see you, I will wake you up for meals!
"If you treat me kind, I'll treat you kinder. If you treat me bad, I'll treat you worse."Created with mySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone that can restore my faith in the goodness of humanity. Its not that I am saying that humanity is bad as a whole. However I have seen too much fucked up shit in this world that is being caused by either faith, or lack of faith. "My God is bigger than your God". I think I have given up on this thing called Faith, its over rated. Much like hope, I don't really tie into the whole hope thing as well. So if anyone out there can restore just a small amount of this then that is who I would like to meet. Oh, and I really have to meet the guy that owns and runs this joint, I bet his God can kick a lot of other people's God's asses!!!

And I met this guy years ago...

My Blog

Smoke Signals and Digital Negligence

I have been a big fan of Kerouac, even at an early age. Which leads me to believe where my wonderlust may come from. I have been all over the country, from Maine to Florida and back again, making a pi...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:09:00 GMT

Around the block again

Peaceful tranquility can often strike at unforseen and odd times in my life. I left this morning with a tear stained sweater as I hopped into the taxi. The last day here for me has always been the har...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:52:00 GMT

My time in Germany

Okay, so let me start out first by saying I kept a journal while I was overseas. I did this due to the reason that when I was younger I used to drink a lot and would black out. This always helped me r...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:58:00 GMT

Off with the sweater!!!

Okay, so I was listening to the radio last night. One of our local "wacky" D.J.s was discussing how Portland had its Gay Pride parade this past weekend. What I found interesting though was that he men...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:05:00 GMT

George Bush, King of the Terrorists

Now that George Bush has killed more Americans in Iraq than were killed in the 9-11 attacks, by over 1000, should he quit? I mean should he quit while he's ahead or keep rolling with this and go for a...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:06:00 GMT

Quick Sand Really is QUICK!!!

Ya, so last week I got turned on to Kayaking, thank Julie. I got to tell you all this is something everyone must try at least once! A friend of mine for a while now has been talking me int...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 13:59:00 GMT

Stupid People, and their Stupid Quotes

More coming soon!!!
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:17:00 GMT

First 4th of July in 7 year.

Last night was the first time I have had the 4th of July off from work in well almost seven years. I wasn't really sure what people did on that day anymore. This is exactly how I always remembered i...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:55:00 GMT

You Sweaty Star Trek Geek!

I'm having a conversation with a friend of mine over this screen saver I recently downloaded. He was telling me that he doesn't really use a screen saver. He's running some kind of softwar...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:20:00 GMT

Balls Deep Yo!!!

Okay, so hear me out...The other day a friend and I were sitting around discussing how odd and well ugly the english language can be at times. We were mostly commenting on how the word "cool" has held...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:32:00 GMT