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Music:

music is my life !my taste is very eclectic but here is a small indicative selection of what rocks my fucked up world !!!!!!!!!!!Fox f.m. double glazing add cover versions , missing the bus in grange hill,the tension building drum roll,the end of the 30secs in countdown, clowns car falling to pieces, ice hockey goal music ,happy birthday ,blankety blank "super-match game" jingle,theme from fawlty towers , windows boot up(xp home edition ) ,industrial grindcore christian lift muzak ,the awsome howard from the halifax adds(only his early stuff,he lost his mojo after 2003 you know),"you'r goin' home in a fukin' ambulance !" , the benny hill nurse in suspenders speeded up chase music ,the inspirational and spiritual piano playing of the magical les dawson,,the last of the summer wine (comedy continuity refrain) , theme from starving children on the news ,that jazy funeral music they play in new orleans(like the bit in that bond movie), the end of ronnie corbets deliberatly long and convoluted(and shit) joke ,a clear precurser to the also seminal theme tune to his sitcom "sorry","get your tits out for the lads!", and , anything at all by the mighty....quickfit!!!!...or on the other hand anything at all like this :.. width="425" height="350" ..and most defa-fuckin-ately this....

Movies:

Frankenfish , My fair lady and THIS.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

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My Blog

New poem : postcard from hell.

The peacock screams of the wounded no longer fragment the orange skies, They have Receded to the insipid murmurs of the already died.   Uneasy prayers to the now gun shell-greying heavens; &nbs...
Posted by mark it zero!!! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:40:00 PST

shit lyrics

I'm bored so here's a Monday rant.     Shit Lyrics of our time.   There's no excuse for writing a shit lyric if you can't do it get some one else who can. Here are a few gems that have...
Posted by mark it zero!!! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:22:00 PST

The poem.

There can be no happiness without bruises.   Victory is only sweet when bitterness infects the losers.   Sin casts no shadow save for the phosphoresce of redemption   and there can be n...
Posted by mark it zero!!! on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:29:00 PST

my depressing world cup poem.

While an  american soldier pumps a  bullet into a  babies head, we worry about the bone in Rooney's foot instead ! Sure bush is the one to lead us headfirst into the abyss , but is Crou...
Posted by mark it zero!!! on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:54:00 PST