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Hey
Im Charis Alana Gibson.
I stole a car at 2
Overdosed at 3
Conquered global warming at 5
Taught myself frog language at 6
Challenged Bush to a fencing deul and won at 7
Became a vampire at 8
Took over the world and saved Bin Laden at 9
Commited suicide at 10
Resurrected a crazy lady with alot of cats at 11
Carved my name in each tree of every forest in Australia at 13
Raised a bunch of ducks to become evil spy ninjas in parliament at 14
And now im 15 and really dont know what to do with myself.
"I can't believe you smoked... or you drink... or you were such a slut! But i still love you"
hahaha Amy. :)
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"...And if you had kids with him they'd be all caramel!"
"What the fuck are you on about?"
il Sunny :)
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We fucking rock in science-
"*reads* The words 'plumber' and 'plumline' are derived from the Latin word Plumbum"
"*is reading the periodic table* I like Californium and Einsteinium... but what about Plumbumium or Cheeseonium?"
"Mmm cheese."
"Jellonium!"
"JELLY!"
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Video-"You'll have to dance with another atom- get real close and then rip an electron right from him! The best element to aim for is sodium."
Me-"So dancing with sodium next. He's mine."
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In maths-
Laura-"Maths is best when we don't have a teacher.."
Me-"Do you want a piece of me?"
Laura-"No i'm quite right, thankyou"
Me-"You sure? I'm tasty *winks seductively*"
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Me-"Oh! oh! can we be brace-face buddies?"
Martin-"Sure, you can be the hot one and i'll be ugly betty"
Me-"But that totally contradicts the name Betty, because your male. I'll be ugly betty and you can be a male equivalent.. like... Bobby. Ugly betty and Ugly Bobby :)"
...and so it stuck. haha :).
"You had to be there" Moments:
"...And so Uranium sent for the Coppers!"
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"B is for BERRY!"
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"Jerk chicken..? HA!"
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"Hmm Spaghetti. I like how that's spelt. it's like it's meant to be pronounced spag-hetti or something."
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"Click, woman, CLICK! For god's sake, just friggin CLICK!"
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"Kan Tong Udon... noogles? Oh Noodles! hah"
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"Frittaaaaaata."
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"A wedding chapel? Lets get married! We should totally walk up and ask 'Hey is gay marriage legal yet?'...'yes'...'ah crap.'"
"HAHAHA okay Stephs mine."
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"CODE P! CODE P!"
*everyone puts towels over their heads*
*then B looks through hers and sees that the weird old asian people turned around*
"umm they turned around.."
"HAH! We scared them away!"
"...who could blame them for being scared.. we're absolute freaks"
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Jamie-"I just ate a Chili!"
Me-"Don't rub your eyes!"
J-"I didn't touch it..."
M-"The Don't lick your eyes!"
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"wow. You'd get crap.."
"Buttery Crap!"
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"Your a.. a... a willy face!"
"Yes i've always got willy in my face.."
"...*thinks*.. EW!"
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Me-"We still have half an hour left. Kill me now."
Courtney-"No Kill me first"
M-"Nah you half kill me, and when i'm almost dead, with my last ounce of strength i'll kill you. Deal?'
C-"Nah i couldn't do that... haha"
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"*bird flies around in classroom and lands on the fan above the teachers head* Betcha 50 bucks it'll crap on her."
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