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Roflo Lauren

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About Me


Taken from Mike Cohagen: A Self-Analysis.
Roflo Lauren (AKA: Ruffles, Rofl, Mike, and Mika)
Roflo Lauren is the result of a slow progression of other characters -- this is the character Mike Cohagen portrays more often than any other; and the character you are likely to see in public. If Mike Cohagen were one character, he would be Roflo Lauren. He is the only character with a classified name.
Roflo Lauren is a combination of fictional and non-fictional characters such as Hercule Poirot, Adrian Monk, Joe Hackett, Danny Tanner, Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, and Kurt Cobain.
Roflo Lauren, like all of Mike Cohagen’s characters, is a legally-blind out of control obsessive-compulsive, and suffers from an anxiety disorder (not clinically diagnosed).
He loves symmetry, details, alphabetical ordering, cleanliness, wealthy older women, luxury goods, terrible food, laughing at the past and ignoring the future. He hates cigarette smoke with a passion, and frowns upon ill-fitting clothing and people standing on escalators.
Roflo Lauren’s main obsession is clothing. Rather than fashion, Roflo Lauren prefers the term style. He has no interest in clothing trends, and feels men’s clothing no longer has room to evolve without ridiculous results occurring.
AIM Dr Harry Weston
Cellular phone 740-405-9293
I love text and picture messages. Suprise me!

My Interests

Argyle
Baobab trees
Birds
Cats
Cassini-Huygens
Cleaning
Cold weather
Complaining constantly until things work in my favour
Dakar Rally
Delay-delay-elay--lay---ay----y
Details
Febreze
Formula 1
Laughing until my Sourz/Chicken nugget/Pizza filled stomach hurts
Lossless audio
Minimalism
Mohair (Only for clothing!)
Musique concrete/20th century electro-acoustic tape music
New Scientist
Non-carpet flooring
Perfection
Poppy flowers
Recording sound
y-ya--yal---yale----yaled esreveR
Sewing
Shoe care
Synaethesia
Vintage pornography
West, Don
White funiture
Windex (Multi-task, with vinegar)
Wool
Working gimmicks
WRC

I'd like to meet:

Looking for the following:
-Female.
-Preferably age 30+, but not limited to (no limit, honestly).
-Loves clothing and going overboard with it.
-Financially settled.

I can clean (that's an understatement), handwash your cashmere and silk, put out 6 times a day if needed, cause pain from too much laughter, take care of your animals and other living things, alter your clothing, cook (not really), dress you every morning, spend your money on great gifts for you, decorate your house/apartment/whatever, be your love slave/husband/boyfriend/secret lover/"friend"/butler.

Music:

Lately:

[The User] - Symphony #1 for Dot Matrix Printers

The Beach Boys - Beach Boys' Party!

The Beach Boys - Sounds of Summer

The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds

Françoiz Breut - Vingt à Trente Mille Jours

Henry Cow - Concerts

Henry Cow & Co. - 1971 to 1977 - BBC Sessions

Nirvana - bootlegs from the Nevermind tour

Nirvana - In Utero (Version #424 536-1, German vinyl, Steve Albini final mixes) !!!

R.E.M. - IRS era albums in MoFi

Slapp Happy - Acnalbasac Noom

Sunny Day Real Estate - Diary

t.A.T.u. - Dangerous and Moving

Hank Williams Sr. - 40 Greatest Hits

Bedtime music:

Earth feat. the Dead Guy - Divine and Bright (Mike Cohagen 79 minute extended mix)

Rockabye Baby - Lullaby Renditions of Nirvana

Eddie Vergunst - Broken Ear #1

Movies:

1991: The Year Punk Broke
A Trip to the Moon (Le Voyage dans la Lune)
Amélie
Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
The Human Voice
The Perfect Nanny
Poirot movies
Secret Honor

Anything featuring Desiree Cousteau, Alisha Klass, or Bridgette Monet.

Television:

Cheers
Coach
Days of our Lives
Family Matters
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Full House
The Golden Girls
The Andy Griffith Show
Growing Pains
Hannah Montana
How It's Made
I Love Lucy
The Joy of Painting
Mama's Family
Maury
Monk
My Brother and Me
Poirot
The Price is Right
Step by Step
This Old House Classics
Three's Company
TNA iMPACT!
Trick My Truck
Wings

Books:

Hug Your Way to Happiness

Heroes:


Chandler, Bob

Cobain, Kurt


Dennis, Ron

Häkkinen, Mika


Kraftwerk

Ross, Bob


Sagan, Carl

Schaeffer, Pierre


Stockhausen, Karlheinz

Varèse, Edgard

My Blog

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Posted by Roflo Lauren on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:40:00 PST

Fun with Mika Häkkinen.

Schumacher laughs as Hakkinen replies in an English press conference in his native tongue.   Ask a stupid question, get a Mika Hakkinen trademark dry rep...
Posted by Roflo Lauren on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST

YES

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Posted by Roflo Lauren on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:05:00 PST

NO

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Posted by Roflo Lauren on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:04:00 PST

An idea.

The FIA has announced that they are getting rid of third cars for Friday practice starting next year.  The logic behind this is that it will force the two race drivers of the teams to appear on t...
Posted by Roflo Lauren on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST