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Robbie

Advice from the master derailed that disaster; he said hand that pen over to me, Poetaster!

About Me

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I'm your real uncle!

My Interests

artistic missions, romantic conquests, bicycling, getting lost in a forest of some kind, freckles, zeugmatic poetastry, okinawan mornings, almond eyes, strange and interesting musical instruments, thunderstorms, sock puppets

I'd like to meet:


Jenny Lewis is my wife!
....

.. Carl Newman and David Cross are my half-brothers!

Music:

Talking Heads, The Decemberists, Leadbelly, Squeeze, Bad Religion, Public Enemy, Joel Plaskett Emergency, The New Pornographers, Joanna Newsom, of Montreal, Booker T and the MGs, k-os, Run DMC, Genesis, Nirvana, The Smiths, Regina Spektor, Protest The Hero, Otis Redding, Stevie Wonder, Sloan, Sarah Harmer, The Be Good Tanyas, Neko Case, Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis, Smog, Pavement, Elliott Smith, The Fiery Furnaces, Arcade Fire, Ween, Readable Ink, Hope Your Shattered Envy - I could go on. The only bands I don't like are Lynard Skynard, Nickelback, and any of the extremely mainstream oriented pap that's aimed at only selling albums and playing in the background of some Wal-Mart... there's nothing worse than "safe" art. Oh, and that singer from Texting Mackenzie can suck an lemon.

Movies:

The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Hard Core Logo, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Inherit The Wind, Double Happiness, Dance Me Outside, The Sweet Hereafter, Trainspotting... pretty much anything with a good, unique story. A lot of those European antiplot things I can't really appreciate - pretentious, post-modern stuff... why make movies then? Is there something wrong with touching and entertaining people? Don't get me wrong, there's some amazing films out there (and I prefer then to the tired Hollywood formula) like All About My Mother, Dom Durakov (House Of Fools), Trois Couleurs: Rouge, Bleu, et Blanc... but Bertolucci's The Dreamer's make me do just that. Daydream. Yeah, she's naked. We got it.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, CBC's the Hour.

Books:

Shakespeare, Steinbeck, Marlowe, Atwood, Palahniuk, Welsh, Sedaris. I love bios. Sordid lives lived. Fantastic.

Heroes:

Captain Awesome

My Blog

"Freckle Face" by Texting Mackenzie

FRECKLE FACE by Julian Wright As performed by Texting Mackenzie The freckles on your face, the warmth of your neck, As I hold your head in my lap, I wonder what truly goes on in there,Your not so perf...
Posted by Robbie on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

Sabbatical

    My family is fucked.  Could you tell?  My mom especially.  I wish she'd stop preaching the Lord's good word to me, because the good word is as useful to me as a strobe lig...
Posted by Robbie on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST

Rhiannon convinces Greg to be in a porno

RHIANNON:  Well, as you know, I've been having problems with my talent agent, he hasn't sent me out for anything, and he keeps charging me for his own classes and photography - none of which he's...
Posted by Robbie on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:11:00 PST