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MIKE

will make Jason join his mafia.

About Me



Layout by CoolChaser ..I am awesome, as I'm sure you know. I work security for First National Tower chasing off hobos and skateboarders, life is good. Oooookay, high five!

I have the best fiancee in the world, even better than yours. Love you buttface!



You Are a Smart American
You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed.
Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be. Are You a Dumb American?

My Interests

Your sister drives a pickle wagon.

I'd like to meet:

Osama Bid Laden

Movies:

Crazy sensless violence.........and comedies. IT WAS CARROT CAKE!!

Television:

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Heroes:

My Dad who made me who I am. Special Forces who are freakin crazy. And then.... Chuck, FûÇkñg, Norris

My Blog

New Quotes

These quotes are since I've been home.  Funny stuff, Maynard.  I'll keep adding to it as people dumb out in front of me.   Because I'm a woman, I have to tell you what my fellings are.&...
Posted by MIKE on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:55:00 PST

So Im not a racist? I didnt think I was! Thank you Teddy.

Theodore Roosevelt on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN "In the first place we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he sha...
Posted by MIKE on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:04:00 PST

Rules of Deployments

Here is something else I’ve been doing to pass time.  It is a short list of rules that I’ll keep adding to throughout the deployment.  These are lessons that I have learned over ...
Posted by MIKE on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:46:00 PST

Deployment Quotes

These are things that guys here have said, and I thought was funny as hell.  Some of them you may have had to be there to think it’s funny, but most of them are funny by themselves.  K...
Posted by MIKE on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:22:00 PST