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Chance

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About Me

Hello, my name is Chance. I am a beautiful, long haired, super sweet calico kitty.I share a house with two other kitties that I exiled to live upstairs. They are exiled because I hate them. My people thought when they combined us all into one big happy family, that it would in fact, be one. They thought since I was such a super sweet kitty, that I wouldn't mind friends. They were wrong. After a few weeks of trying to force us to live happily together, there was bloodshed, and that was that. They now live upstairs. I try to sneak past my human guards to get to them. But I haven't succeded so far... Sometimes I can hear them running around upstairs, playing with each other. It only makes me hate them more. My people talk about how cute and sweet and fluffy they are. What about ME?? I'm cute and sweet and fluffy! So I needed a cute, sweet, and fluffy MySpace page to prove that to the world!Here I am world! I'm not evil, I swear!..
According to experts, I am :
100% Evil
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My Blog

It’s official... I am a fatty :(

I was attempting to get myself in to the Christmas spirit last weekend.  I was stuck inside due to a blizzard.  My family was putting up the Christmas tree. Can you believe they didn't want ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 23:26:00 GMT

My attempt at a vacation...

"Your whole life is one big vacation dear." My person says to me as she pulls me out of the suitcase. I was hearing talk of a vacation. I saw the luggage come out, which means a long time with no k...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:10:00 GMT

Stupid Snow!

My people went away for two whole days. That means for two whole mornings in a row, I did NOT get my kitty treat! I was very unhappy when they came home. I thought I deserved more than just one tre...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:05:00 GMT

The Kitty That Stole Christmas

..">If I were to dye my fur green, I would be a dead ringer for the Grinch. You all had better watch out. I'm stealing Christmas. All the presents will be mine! All MINE!!! Muhahahahahaha!
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:03:00 GMT

I'm spoiled

I'm a spoiled little kitty. Here's the proof. I get massages. Need I say more? ..">
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 23:47:00 GMT

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry that the closet looked so interesting when you took off the doors to paint them.  I'm sorry that I had to jump up to the highest shelf.  I'm sorry that I knocked all that stuff ont...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:45:00 GMT

Some present....

">So my person brought home this great present for me.  It was a metal scratchy thingie that was so wonferful to scratch my face on.  I rubbed my face on it and it was so nice and scratchy.&...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:06:00 GMT

SPRAYED WITH THE HOSE!!

So yesterday I was outside playing.  I was stalking bugs and bunnies. Minding my own business, being a good kitty.  You know, the usual.  Being the sweet and sociable kitty that I am I ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Some people's stinking kitties

So I was sitting in my window this morning watching the birdies.  There is a birdhouse that sits right above my window.  I like to watch their every move, so when I go outside, I know how to...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 00:53:00 GMT

New game!

So I invented this super fun new game.  I even named it.  I call it "Shoe".  It's a game where you try really hard to act and look like a shoe.  It's especially fun to play when yo...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:51:00 GMT