Trouble

I pretty much spend the whole day sleeping in my box. On rare occasions I'll play with a some toys I have or just destroy any shoelace I can find. My favorite game "Don't let the human sleep". I'll do silly things like knocking everything off his night stand, screaming in his ear, licking his face, biting his toes and the occasional pounce on his chest. Other than that I'm pretty calm, unless I haven't eaten. Then I resort to playing my game. My favorite place to sleep are in my box which is probably too small for my fat butt but that doesn't stop me from wedging myself in. The other place that I recently discovered is under the bathroom sink. Its nice and dark and I have all the privacy I could ask for.