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this is luke

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About Me

Just ya typical Aussie bloke who loves hittin the piss in his favourite pair of double pluggers wearing a snug pair of stubbies and a wife beater sayinn G'day and calling everyone mate while playin the didjeridoo to my pet kangaroo called skippy who lives on vegemite which surprisingly only fetches boomerangs. I also enjoy playing Waltzing Matilda on loop in my ute with a weathered akubra wedged permanantly on my head. I shear sheep to earn a crust whilst restoring outback dunny doors on the side to support my three kids Bazza, Shazza and Lazza! There heaps good!!THAILAND BABY YEH!!!!!!!!BROOME TIME BABY YEH!!!!!!!

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My Interests

Yoghurt Weaving Exagerating Yawns Smiles and Good Times Picking my nose Kuub Op Shopping Sleeping In The Shower Chatting to ladies Chicken Parmies And A Hefty Pile Of Chips Spooning Gettin Boozed Dribbling Shit! Being a Wanker Impulse Buying Reminising Singing out Loud to myself Pretending to Execise Dancing Like a Dickwit! Watersports Walking Round in Circles Trashy Gossip Mags Laughing For No Reason Fleet Posing Jagerbombs Johnnie Walker

I'd like to meet:

Ashlee Simpson cos she's tidy as..........and she makes me wanna La La!

Music:

MUSIC TO ME IS LIKE DOWNLOADING ALL YOUR MATES, FAMILY, SUNSHINE, SMILES, BEACHES, GIRLS, BEER AND SHOES INTO AN IPOD AND PUTTING IT ON SHUFFLE!!The Butterfly Effect- Perception Twin My Cheap Thrills at glasto!! value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5VMInm2wmro" /Right now i'm lovin CSS, Biffy Clyro new Arctics, KOL and Dizzee Rascal...SOUND! LOCALS:- The Butterfly Effect Karnivool Cog Something With Numbers Sunk Loto Wolfmother Gyroscope Faker The Grates The Spoon The Hot Lies Wolf and Cub Josh Pyke The Sleepy Jackson Pendulum The Chair Hilltop Hoods The Oars Of Funk Otherwise I spose i should mention...Kaiser Chiefs The Strokes, The Kooks, The Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Chilli Peppers, Incubus, Kings Of Leon, Muse, The Music, Panic At The Disco, Emil Bulls, Deftones, 30 Seconds To Mars,36 Crazyfists,Calvin Harris, Gym Clas Heroes, HIM, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, My Chemical Romance, The Killers, Anberlin, ........As you can see my tastes are all over the shop like barcodes but at the end of the day i love my music.

Movies:

Bad Boys Human Traffic Anchorman Old School Zoolander Labyrinth City Of God 21 Grams Ong Bak Happy Gilmore Donnie Darko Whats Eating Gilbert Grape Mac And Me License To Drive Drop Dead Fred The Castle Pet Sematary 2 Snatch American graffiti The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Teen Wolf The Breakfast Club Stand By Me Riding In Cars With Boys

Television:

Mtv Scrubs Extras The Office Top Gear The Family Guy American Dad Little Britain Lano And Woodley Wildboys Degrassi Junior High The Wonder Years Peter Russel Clarke Inspector Gadget Merrick and Rosso Skins Hollyoaks

Books:

What the devil is a book! oh those little fucks!! Marching Powder Scar Tissue

Heroes:

Ruben Peter Coombe My trusty Nissan Urvan til i sold it My Dog My VZ sunnies My Digi Cam My right hand My Ipod