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Stevie

A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent.

About Me

Hmm... where to begin?

I read a lot.

I'm an enviga green tea feind.

I have the best roommates ever - Seriously, I do.

Sometimes I stare.

I love puzzles and brain teasers to keep my mind active.

I hate texting.

I'm addicted to orbit and stride chewing gum.

I try to get a good balance of work and play in my life.

I'm learning how to cook - and not doing half bad btw.

I'm extremely shy until I get to know someone.

I have way too many pairs of Express dress socks.

I don't need to be the center of attention; as a matter of fact, I'm pretty low-key.

Oh yeah, and you probably wouldn't believe some of the shit that comes out of my mouth. So be prepared :-)

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My Interests

I used to have slide shows on here, but they made the page too slow, so just click on VIEW ALL IMAGES under the picture, and you can see the slide show associated with it. You might have to click it several times, becuase msplinks are retarded.

New Year's '08

Chicago Vacation

St. Patty's Day

New Years '07 Black Light Party

Amber's Pretty in Pink Birthday

Good Times with the gang...The night we saw Short Bus

Halloween...

Family Vacation in KC...

I enjoy doin all sorts of stuff. In particular, I like goin to movies, dinner, partys, concerts, or even just hanging out at home. In my opinion, it doesn't matter what you're doing, as long as you're having fun with the person/people you're doing it with. I also love goin to the gym. I go everyday after work. I get rid of all my stress, and hopefully it's making me healthier!

I'd like to meet:

People who are honest, caring, and mature. You know... perfect lol.

Myspace Survey...Tell All!
--Info--
Name:: Steven
Nicknames:: Stevo, Hey guy, or Estevo... thanks topher
Birthplace:: Mary Lanning Hospital, Hastings Ne
Current Location:: Omaha
Hair Color:: Red/Blonde
Eye Color:: Hazel
Height:: 69 inches, or 5'9"
Weight:: 157
Tatoos?:: Nope
Piercings?:: Nada
Overused Phrase:: True Story
--Your--
Bedtime:: Whenever the RockStar wears off
Best Physical Feature:: Pinky Toe? idk
Most Embarassing Moment:: It's embarrasing! Why would I tell you?
Most Missed Memory:: Bonfires on the beach at home
First Thought When You Wake Up:: Well, Hello there
Weakness:: The smell of fresh laundry. lol
Best Friends:: Myself j/k. You know who you are
Goal For The Year:: Get an 'A' in finite discreete math
Greatest Fears:: having bad breath on a date?
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Diet Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King...: Neither... Taco Bell bitches
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Mix em together
Water or Milk...: Water
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Mocha Light Frappuchino, nuff said
Hugs or Kisses...: Hugs
Cats or Dogs...: Neither
Summer or Winter...: Fall and Spring
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Action?
Love or Money...: How about both
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Red grapes, duh
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Blue or green
Perferred Hair Color:: whatever
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Prefer short
Perferred Height:: 5'8" - 6'0"
Perferred Weight:: As long as you're fit
Looks or Personality...: Combination
Hot or Cute...: Cute
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: Skinny to Muscular
--Favs--
Number:: dunno
Food:: Sushi
Type of Music:: I'm all over the place on that
Candy:: Not a big candy person
Color:: Green
Animal:: Puppy
Drink:: Fuck ME... ask courtney
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: Neck, Hips. I know I'm weird
Movie:: Currently Short Bus
Past Time:: Grilling out with the guys
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Of course
Smoked?: Never
Been Beaten Up?: Someone gave me a bloody nose once
Bullied Someone?: Do siblings count?
Skinny Dipped?: In a natural spring in canada
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: nope
Toliet Papered Someones House?: who me?
Played Poker W/ Money?: Sure
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: haha, yes actually
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: Yep
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: Definately
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Constantly
Went Camping?: Yes
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: Good memories here
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Not that I recall
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: OMG yes
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: Sure
Danced In The Rain?: Jade, do you remember?
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: Hey, I thought it was, ok.
Been On Stage?: In highschool
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: No, she buys all my clothes. lol
Been To A Nude Beach?: Nope
Cursed In Church?: I'm sure
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: I don't think so
Burnt Yourself?: Yes
Been Dumped?: Once or twice
Dumped Someone?: Sure
Been In Love?: Yes
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: It's creepy
Wanted To Be A Model?: No
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: For what, biggest dork?
Bought Lottery Tickets?: WASTE OF MONEY
Made Out In A Car?: Yep
Cried During A Movie?: Yeah
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Who doesn't
Made Love On The Beach?: sounds scratchy
Shoplifted?: Nope
Seen Someone Shoplift?: actually yes
Hung Up On Someone?: Sorry tess!
Yelled At Your Pet?: Yep
Gotten Seasick?: No
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: I better not have
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: eww
Stalked Someone?: I don't know if you'd call it that. hehe
Had A Stalker?: Not that I was aware of
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Prank: yes, Scared: no
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: Sure
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: No, I love it
Protested?: Nope
Been To An Island?: Does a sandbar count?
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: Proably
Screamed In A Library?: no
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: kinda, hey at least I knew his name
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: Girls don't count!
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: Constantly
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: Sure
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: Once or twice
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: Haha, probably when i was a kid
Threw Up In School?: Sure
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: At work, Thanks guys!
Wore Something You Hated?: A few times
Wore Something To Match Someone?: sure
Been To A Luau?: no
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: Regularly
Been On TV?: I don't think so
Been Outta The Country?: A few times
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Yeah, last week actually
Won A Pool Game?: I always win. lol
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Often. Energy drinks rule
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: Drunk to work a few times
Dieted?: Let's call it a lifestyle change
Had An Eating Disorder?: nope
Cheated On Your Other?: no
Been Cheated On?: no
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: no
Tanned Topless?: I used to tan
Been Strip Searched?: Not by an officer
Been On A Plane?: Many times
Been On A Cruise?: No, but I definately want to
Been Pantsed In Public?: In gym class
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: Are you kidding?
Broke Someone's Heart?: I hope not
Sung In The Shower?: Sure
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: Of course, I'm gay, duh!
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Constantly
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Sure
Been Walked In On While Showering?: Yes, and the door was locked too!
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: No
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: No
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: No
Been In Detention?: A few times
Feel Off A Roof?: No
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: sure, its a classic
Been In A Wreck?: Yes
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: no
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: no
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Probably
Been Shot?: No
Had A Water Gun War?: Good memories
Been Arrested?: Nope
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: Sure, who doesn't
Country You Wanna Visit:: New Zealand
Way You Wanna Die:: I don't, thank you very much
Like Thunderstorms?: Love 'em
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: Very well
R U A Health Freak?: Yes
U Think Ur Attractive?: Sometimes
Do You Believe In Yourself?: Occasionaly
Wanna Get Married?: Some day
Wanna Go To College?: I just wanna finish
Shower Daily?: Usually more
Want Kids?: Maybe
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: Hahahahahaha, please!
Do U Hate Anyone?: Not really
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: Never tried, but it can't be that hard
Do You Think You Can Sing?: Yeah
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Sure, but it stings. lol
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Not any more
Can You Whistle?: No :(
Can You Walk In High Heels?: Never tried
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: No
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: No
Can You Multitask?: A little bit. I prefer one thing at a time
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: Nope
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: What locker? Is this some kinda h.s. quiz?
Do You Spit?: When I need to
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: Definately
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: My little pony
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Hollister - Jake
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Irish Spring
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Fresh Laundry
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: Maybe

Music:

Pop, rock, dance, and classical. I'm sure there were a few that I forgot to cover:) I also love goin to the symphony, but tickets are too darn expensive, so I only go like once a year.

Movies:

Short Bus, Super Troopers, Matrix, LOTR, X-Men, Kill Bill, Pirates Of The Carribean, Star Wars, The Fifth Element, Amadeus, Happy Gillmore, "V" for Vendetta, the list is way too long to put on here. Plus, who reads these things anyways?

Television:



Pretty much anything on Bravo or HGTV.
Family Guy
Myth Busters
Cash Cab
CSI Miami

Books:

Currently reading:

My Blog

STRESS

A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience,raised a glass of water and asked'How heavy is this glass of water?' Answers called out ranged from 2 to 5 pounds.The lecturer replied, 'The...
Posted by Stevie on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:11:00 PST

Ghetto Spelling Bee

Ghetto Spelling Bee Ty came home from school disappointed.  'I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff'.   Mother:  'Ty, have you been using bad words and writing dirty not...
Posted by Stevie on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:41:00 PST

If you must

  "Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must...
Posted by Stevie on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

Only in America

Only In America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...
Posted by Stevie on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:27:00 PST

Happy Holidays

So, I got bored the other night and decided we needed a christmas tree for our new place.  I even got stockings for my roommates and myself.  It definately feels a lot homier than before.&nb...
Posted by Stevie on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:51:00 PST

Want to learn a new language?


Posted by Stevie on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:45:00 PST

Cool T-shirt Ideas

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Posted by Stevie on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

Fast Food... Ads Vs. Reality

Burger King Enormous Omelet Sandwich Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddar KFC Famous Bowl Subway six-inch turkey breast and ham sub Wendy's Southwest Taco Salad Burger King sausage, egg, and cheese croissant ...
Posted by Stevie on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

Q & A

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.   I thought this was pretty funny.  The same could be sa...
Posted by Stevie on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

Why I want to live my next life BACKWARDS!

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.  Then you get kicked out for being too health...
Posted by Stevie on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST