Private party for Jesus!! All water, no wine!! |
Ok so my boy Corey (shoutouts to Corey Manning) invited me to perform some standup at a private birthday party. It's a black and white affair so I'm dressed up and ready to go. The crowd looks good. E...
Posted by DJ Reason on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST |
Oh shit son!!!!....Literally!!! |
I was walking to the train station on my way to work this morning when something catches the corner of my eye. I look on the ground and what do I see....dog shit. But not just any dog shit, oh no. Thi...
Posted by DJ Reason on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:35:00 PST |
And the award for funniest answers to a lame survey go to.... |
THE "DON'T LIE" SURVEY.1. ARE YOU GOING TO LIE?Hell yes, because you can't handle the truth!!2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?A brown tuxedo shirt with the ruffles in the front and a butterfly co...
Posted by DJ Reason on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST |
Thinking bout hittin' (my first poem) |
Thinking bout hittin
I saw you at the club by the bar just sittin
Lookin so fine I was thinking bout hittin
Stepped on over with the lines Im spittin
Bought you a drink and you kept on sippin
Told y...
Posted by DJ Reason on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:45:00 PST |
You say he's just a friend!!!!! |
Verse 1
Have you ever had a girl that you tried to bone
But a whole year you had to wait to take her home
Well here's a little story of my situation
I was talking to this girl half jamaican and asian...
Posted by DJ Reason on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:00:00 PST |
