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About Me

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I love life and belive in making the most of it. I've been in the insurance industry for the last 8 years and I love it! The corporate world seems to have agreed with and grown on me along the way.I have the two most amazing kids on earth (and quite adorable I might add). Trenton is all boy: rough & tumble, but he'll kick your ass in a game of poker or chess in a heartbeat! Kaitlyn is my little lady and prissy as can be. She may just be the only girl that has as many shoes as I do (heaven help us all!).I bought my house in Forney 6 years ago and 'the country life' is starting to grow on me. I have a yellow and a white lab who are the best darn dogs ever, two rabbits, two fire bellied toads and a turtle to boot! I've been blessed with 4 beautiful sisters, and the best girlfriends anyone could ever ask for..so yeah..I'm one lucky chick! I love to have fun, laugh and surround myself with driven, exciting people from all walks of life. I will always tell you the truth, even if it means I'm not you're favorite person anymore. My kids come before everything-I LOVE MY BABIES!! P.S. I can't stand it when grown ups whine: Life is tough, get a helmet!That's pretty much me in a nutshell. Take me or leave me, love me or hate me either way, I'm gonna be just fine! ***************************************************** MY FAVORITE THINGS....**********************************MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN:MY BAD ASS DOGGIES:MY FABULOUS FRIENDS:

My Interests

You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on What Goddess Are You?

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

EVERYTHING!! (ok, as long as it doesn't completely suck!)

Movies:

Anything that makes me think, laugh or cry! Scary movies are a no-no with me!

Television:

A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, the kind of car I drove, or what I watched on TV...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.

Books:

.....I'm illiterate...but I read this...

Heroes:

You Are Rouge Red
Of all the reds, you are the most energetic and vibrant.
You never need to recharge, and in fact, you often recharge others.
Gutsy and brave, you've never let your fears stop you from doing anything.
You figure that life is all about experiences, and you'll always take that leap of faith. What Color Red Are You?
Your Personality is Somewhat Common (ESFJ)
Your personality type is generous, accepting, humble, and considerate.

About 11% of all people have your personality, including 15% of all women and 7% of all men
You are Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Judging. How Rare Is Your Personality?

My Blog

Courage and Patience

Courage is not grim determination, boastful arrogance or uncontrolled aggression. TRUE courage comes from quiet conviction (I'm still working on the quiet part), which shows itself in self-contr...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:20:00 PST

It Is Better To Be Alone Than In The Wrong Company

Ponder this for a while and join me on some random but worth-while thoughts........... ?Tell me who your best friends are, and I will tell you who you are. If you run with wolves, you will...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:19:00 PST

Oprah’s advice to women on men

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from hearta...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:26:00 PST

The Best Office Prank Ever (I.E. Don’t EVER mess with a red head!)

I have a beautiful bamboo plant on my desk that has grown to be quite large over the last few months. Craig (the office prankster) came over one day last week and asked me what I would do i...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:50:00 PST

The Day My 8yr Old Son Tried To Sell His Little Sister On Ebay

Trent Says the Funniest Things Vol. 1 YES, THIS IS A TRUE STORY! I will preface this by admitting I KNOW everyone dreads hearing those doting parenting stories, but I'd be selfish not to share this w...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:17:00 PST

Random Things Ive Learned To Be True In The 388 Days Ive Been Single

1. It's better to be lonely than miserable with company. 2. It is better to want something you don't have than to not want what you do have. 3. Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes can change yo...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:27:00 PST

IVE BEEN TAGGED..DANG IT TO HECK, EVERYTHING YOU NEVER WANTED TO KNOW...

..>..> ..> I was tagged!! Current mood: cheerful Category: Friends I'VE BEEN TAGGED!!! The rules are: once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:03:00 PST

What’s REALLY important in life...

There was a time a while back I jumped on opportunites that paid quite well and made me happy on a mentally stimulated level. But when it came to the end of the day (which became quite lon...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST

My Life Before I Became A Mom...

Before I was a Mom.... I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:01:00 PST

I QUIT!!!

RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old ..again. I want to go to McDonald's and think t...
Posted by Sassy Pants! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST