The person who invented Child Labor Laws so I can kill them!The man responsible for putting children to work in the first place, so I could shake his hand!
Also, Hansel, He's so hot right now!!Finally, a rogue assain to once and for all destroy the dispicable Prime Minister of Malaysia!!!
"Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray! "
"Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique."
"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
Oh, I'm sorry. DID MY PIN GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR ASS?