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About Me

I worked for General Mills as spokesman for Fruit Brute cereal from 1975 until they discontinued my line in 1983. I spent a few years hitting the bottle pretty hard; it was a rough time for me. After all, I was the only one to be discontinued - Count Chocula, Frankenberry & Boo Berry still all had their successful cereals. Then they gave my cereal to Yummy Mummy, same cereal - new name. I lost it. I tried several times to kick Yummy Mummys' ass, got arrested every single time. Then they discontinued the Mummy, too. I still hated him, but we worked together a few times trying to earn some extra cash, and eventually realized we're just pawns in the game of cereal mascot wars. Now we're pretty good buddies. We even helped each other out when we had both had a rough spell in the late 90s. For the last few years I've been doing odd werewolf jobs (you may have seen me as the stunt double in last years' Cursed), hanging out at the shore, and studying part-time to become a dental hygenist.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Adriana Lima , Alessandra Ambrosio , just about any supermodel... they taste good when I get the werewolf hunger. Also, Brett Favre , and Quentin Tarantino who I believe is the last man to still own a box of my old cereal (as seen in Pulp Fiction & Reservoir Dogs!)

My Blog

Alice (in Wonderland)

Tried to mack Lara Croft all day yesterday, but for some reason she hooked up with Johnny Cage. Can you believe that crap? Johnny Cage? What's he got over a werewolf? Nuttin', that's what.So I hooked ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:08:00 GMT

Maleficent

So I ended up chilling with Maleficent (you'll probably remember her as the evil dark fairy in Sleeping Beauty) all day yesterday. I don't remember much from Thuersday night, but Scoob got me out here...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:30:00 GMT

Scooby Doo

So I'm chillin at Dr.'s Inn, my favorite bar in Rochester, NY last night, when who comes in, but Scooby Doo and his stoner sidekick, Shaggy.Scoob and I go way back. He was well known when I was just s...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:22:00 GMT

Boo Berry

If ever there was a cat that's just crazy on the ganja, it's Boo Berry... I mean, look at his eyes, fer crissakes!! Dude's wasted 24-7. I mean, he's an ok bloke, as far as looking out for a brother, b...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 14:59:00 GMT

Kool Aid Man

Kool Aid man's alright, once you get past the constant yelling "OH YEAH!!" Every few minutes. All I'm saying is, if you're trying to outrun the cops, go in the oppostie direction of that loud-ass frui...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 15:00:00 GMT

Cap'n Crunch

Cap'n Crunch is a pretty good guy. He's always looking out for us unemployed cereal mascots. Last month, he took a bunch of us for a cruise on his ship: Yummy Mummy, Sir Grapefellow, Ice Cream Jones, ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 14:55:00 GMT

My Friends

I plan on telling all of you a little bit about my life since losing my ceral spokesman job, as well as a little bit about my other cartoon friends, in my blogs.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 13:17:00 GMT