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ktmax

Your mom's a crushable rain hat

About Me

Me. I am that, I suppose. Some would call me psycho, some eccentric, some normal...okay. That last one was a lie. I consider myself nifty. You may make your own assumption, for that is my opinion, not necessarily the opinions of any others affiliated with me or my surroundings. That made no sense and I am proud of it. I thrive off of confusion. I take pictures of things that are out of place in society and I have an obsession with beautiful clothing. I also have an obsession of avoiding TT and their ugly counterparts. I enjoy long walks on the beach and macaroni and cheese. Macaroni and cheese one the beach...now thats heaven. Speaking of MAc and cheese...I haven't had dinner... this layout is from whateverlife.com!

My Interests

Interests. Mostly interesting thing, such as cookies, pens that write real nice, things that make you go "hm", bright colors, pretty pictures, fluffy hair, searching for things, smelly nice things, milk, you know...interesting stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Lots of people. I enjoy the company of those others in life as it passes me by, and I say "hi" to the ones who I think are rpetty enough to receive my attention.

Music:

I enjoy music, yes. But depending on my mood, my tastes may change. I may be in the mood for some sexy sinatra, or maybe in the mood for some bouncy freezepop, or maybe in the mood for some old school Blink 182. It changes. Change is nifty. You should change your underwear.

Movies:

I enjoy movies as well. I like old movies that nobody's heard of. And other movies that people have heard of. Among my favorites are pictured below.

Television:

I like gays. if they're on television, sure. That was not exactly supposed to go there, but I just decided to say that, for it had entered my mind just as I decided to type in the Television box. I like teeve shows. pictured below, I guess.

Books:

I enjoy reading, and expecially now since I have nothign better to do with my time while I'm not working. Currently reading some books that make me go "hm". I guess I like "hm"ing. Some Chuck Palanuik or however his name is spelled. I like Hitchhiker's Guide and books with pretty pictures in them. And books that tell me how to waste time.

Heroes:

My hero is Martha, for she is genuis. And you cant deny it. You may hate her, but she's damn creative and you know that. So bring her to me and I will maybe have your babies.

My Blog

you are not alone

so i know i havent writtena  blog in a long time so i will give you a full updatestuff happened.anyways. now im sitting at spoon's house using his internet becauce i have none. which i should fix...
Posted by ktmax on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:42:00 PST

kix

Psychoanalyze Yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating! )1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. ...
Posted by ktmax on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST

hate to the buttface who stole my purse

Having a a wonderful day today, despite the fact that my purse got GANKED from my car.and by the way, "gank" is an actual word, to those of you who don not believe me.see the definition as interpreted...
Posted by ktmax on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:17:00 PST

boring

4 Things you may not have known about me....Places I have worked:1 - Affiliated Neurologists as an office assistant2 - Creative Garden Daycare for four years3 - Maurices for like four days4 - J&K Clea...
Posted by ktmax on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:02:00 PST

sup yall

Possibly another time for a well-written (kind of) randomness of a blog perhaps? YES! Begin: Milo is wonderful. He cleans for me. Aw. He is weet. ew. weet? I mean sweet. But we can call him Weet just...
Posted by ktmax on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:52:00 PST

updating the world on my life

Warning: This blog may require a break for snacking. Kinda long. Have provided sort of page breaks for ease. So I got a dog. And he is wonderful. His name is Boyscout and he is four. He is very good ...
Posted by ktmax on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:10:00 PST

amie hates juice boxes

so amie and i. the story of us... we sit on the phone for hours, talking about how lonely and pathetic our lives are. fuckin juice boxes and such. i wander around the house aimlessly picking up random...
Posted by ktmax on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:18:00 PST

yes i am emotionally unstable

okay, so i may be overreacting. the truth is, i have an unhealthy obsession with the fact that some people who are very special to me will die. and sometimes i lie awake just thinking about what would...
Posted by ktmax on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:58:00 PST

funtime partytime

So I had a completely unexpected yet absolutely fabulous time last. night. and ive discovered that it is increasingly difficult for me to type coherently. at least without hitting the backspace button...
Posted by ktmax on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

oh wow

definitely should not have eaten that many candy pieces. and now im rockin out to nifty tunes and i dont think its settling very well. but i cant stop movin and groovin to these funtime tunes. and the...
Posted by ktmax on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:34:00 PST