About Me
My name is Marisa and I have a really
annoying voice.
I dont want relationship i just want bang bang bang haha
chances are i dont like you.
i USE people, get over it.
im afraid of guys.
i have a car, his name is Henry franklin eliottinkywinky. [r.i.p. 5-16-07]
i have a weird thing with sleeping by guys. so if you wake up and im not beside you anymore, dont worry, its just a habit i have.
people describe me as "selfish" and "ungrateful", but i believe that they are actually the ungrateful and selfish ones. = ]
there has been ONE guy that has proven to me their not all the same
lizzie screams our phone numbers out the window to random guys we meet at the red light. we also meet more guys that have grills and i yell out "i like your teeth!" and they give me the thumbs up. haha.
Mr.Colledge said i should not have all this information on here because of all those crazy people, but too bad.
i cry when someone touches me neck, so dont
do it..seriously.
two of my best memories were when me and will were drunk at walmart and he kicked the ball into the ceiling and the tile fell down, and when louis took me, liz, and ross to dennys drunk. haha.
I still do NOT understand why my friends follow my stupid and dangerous ideas.
im not a virgin but im waiting to have sex again until im married. hahaha no one believes me tho.
When im drunk expect a phone call from me. i go down my list. i usually only make it from A-G, but once i made it all the way thru!
My math teacher HATES me, i think because the whole class (including her) pretty much knows mine and lizzie's life story.
Me and Lynsey use to be so obsessed with the park, that we would take rags there to wipe off the seats if it was raining.
I hate myself for ONE reason that only two people know. 3-19-07
I tend to go into alot of detail about my period just to gross people out.
People say anal sex is better...its not TRUST me!
I think the guy in american history x is the SEXIEST guy EVER..
I've been kissed in the rain and its not as
romantic as people make it out to be.
i still read little kids books. my friends LOVE it when i read to them.
I've felt happiness, but its only brought me
regrets.
im an artist see
Ross is my Big Bunny and im his Little Bunny. since 4-21-06
my all time favorite song is achy breaky heart
I HATE crying in front of people, but i seem
to do it alot.
I am OBSESSED with sidewalk chalk.
For 7 years i've been running to the same person with all my problems...lynsey lou i love you!
I want memories that will last forever.
I can't get over the past and how much i want
to change it.
every new moment makes me see things
different.
I had a fish named quack quack. he was pretty
sweet, but i flushed him down the toilet.
I love to travel, it doesnt matter where.
I eat cunt for breakfast.
When i throw up i make really cool noises
liek BRAGGGUUUUHHHHH, its sweet.
Im a pretty simple person and easily entertained.
I dont have alot of friends that are girls,
but the ones i do have are the shit.
Drinking+guys=regret in the morning.
i really hate koreans, so if ur korean dont
talk to me. for real.
i pretty much mumble ALL the time.
i can be really self-concious.
i love to SCREAM
i hate being around drunks, i get scared. i
guess from having to many bad encounters with them?
i use to smoke alot of weed but stopped
because i didnt like the feeling. oh and this is
antoher reason haha
im drug free. i hate drugs their disgusting. for real dont do them around me. i wont try to change you, just dont bring them into my enviornment.
i like to be a smartass and talk back to
people.
i dont get jealous very easily, its kinda
weird.
sometimes it mite seem like im snotty or
stuck up but its just because im REALLY shy.
people dont understand i've experienced far
more then most girls have.
my friends think im the funniest person ever.
really im not. im just stupid and make them laugh.
if you rub my knee fast enough my whole leg
goes numb..its kinda cool.
BEST BUY PARKING LOT...nuff said
im pretty much one of the most emoitional
people i know.
even though im really emoitional most of the
time im laughing, smiling, or just having fun.
im really laid back, thats what people seem to love about me.
im not very open..but if u ask me a question
i'll tell you anything.
im very random at times and i like to be
immature but i know when to be serious and when to be
funny.
I have a niece and i love her more then life, i would do anything for her
i absoultley HATE when people are sad.
i move on easily, and once you hurt me your gone
sometimes i'll start laughing for no reason
at all and i can't stop.
i have a MAJOR attitude problem.
i do alot of stupid things.
people call me Riss, Roo, Rissy, Rissa woo,
Rissa, Marisaroo, dirk diggly, and the list goes on.
One time my lesbian aunt told me to find a
guy that knows how to dance because their really good
in bed, and then i thought about it and i wondered how
she knew that if shes a lesbian.
i sleep ALOT.
i LOVE the park.
when im bored i'll just start talking about
the stupidest things.
I hate writing, but its what im best at.
when someone makes me a promise i usually
dont believe them.
i have a brick bra and my friends love it.
they say i wouldnt be me w/o it. i plan on getting
every color they have in it! so far i have black, tan,
and pink!
i pick my lips when im bored or nervous or
extremely sad.
i mite seem dumb but i swear im not.
guys are better friends then girls...until
they get girfriends.
my face turns red for no reason at all.
i have INNAPRORIATE laughter problems but i
wont get into that.
i had a cell phone for 3 years that survived ALOT, its cause of death was being dropped in a glass of vodka : [
i collect items from my friends and i dont
know why.
Alyssa got me a black barbie doll for my
birthday and i gave it to TJ for x-mas..the barbie was
scented.
my dads girlfriend beats him up and hes been
arrested,i laughed when i found out then showed
everyone the newspaper article.
i have alot of friends and i hate more than half of them haha
i love the smell of leaves.
i like playing in leaves until a tick gets in
my hair.
i love physical pain but hate emotional.
my friends are alittle to "comfortable" with
each other but its great..
my brother and sister mean the world to me. i
would be nothing without them. They've helped me thru
the toughest times of my life and i cant thank them
enough.
i love to cuddle with pretty much
anyone...
i wear hoodies all winter and then in the
summer i dont kno how i could of ever worn them
everyday because i hate them.
i can be in a really good mood and then think
of a past memory that was sad and it ruins the rest of
my day.
i like to eat snow because i think it taste
good.
i can never stay focused on one thing and i
can never concentrate.
im not easily hurt but im easily saddened.
my mom thinks im a whore...to bad im not.
i do really good in school and no one
believes im smart because im so dumb.
i giggle when i get things up my ass...which
i heard isnt normal. (its a joke..i dont get anything up my ass)
im gonna marry a black jewish guy that lives
in ireland when im older.
everyone thinks lizzie's the EVIL one but really I am
i know what i want in life, and i know what i need to do to get there. no one is gonna fuck that up for me.
if i dont succede once, believe me EVENTUALLY i will.
sometimes when im bored i'll tell someone im
mad at them when im really not at all...i just like to
fuck with their heads.
nuh fucking uh and fucking damnit are my
words...if u use them i will have to kill u.
Adam gives the best hugs! when im sad and get
a hug from him theres no way i can be sad anymore.
I tend to fall alot...like when me and
heather were at adams we fell down his hill.
I easily breakdown.
instead of saying mom jokes like everyone i
say dad jokes.
i was driving my moms bf's truck one day and i hit an old ladies car. it was funny.
i say yeah really weird (like a black person)
just to annoy people.
i have a thing for fluffy handcuffs. one time me and ross tried to stay handcuffed together all night. we almost did it.
i emailed the kkk one time and they never
emailed me back. i asked them what the handshake was.
i've still yet to find out.
Jeremy laughs at midgets in Walmart, and
Perry gets us kicked out.
I dont fall for guys easily, i guess im like my mom and like to EXPLORE my options haha.
Lizzie once talked to a prank caller for 19
minutes and he was jacking off the entire time...
Phone sex with random Mexicans/Asians make for great
times.
I have had two encounters at McDonalds that I
will never forget. crack whores and jesus freaks.
Lizzie and I go camping and meet Rednecks and
Halfbreeds that kick our asses on bumper cars.
I ADORE car rides.I love when they lead you to no where.
i LOVE having conversations with close
friends that last for hours.
I miss sammy so much. R.I.P. baby boy 5-17-06
I have to say that memories with friends are
my greatest treasure
all in all im just dope
any questions aim= rissyrooiloveyou
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