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Keri

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About Me


The name's Keri.
Born December 13th, 1989.
I have two brohaws
I have a homecouch, who is practically a sister to me. I have no idea how I ever managed without her.
I have a bestie: Daniella. You'll find that we have the BEST 'Your Mom' jokes.
We even created a language. Read Twilight and we might let you in on the fun.
I'm an Aunt!
I can't dance. Please don't make me unless you have an Edward Cullen method to getting me to do so.
I have a dog. Her name is Riley. My nickname for her is 'Fluppedypuppedywuppedykins.' My nickname for her nickname is 'Fluppy.' Lol.
I hate onions, geese, spiders, and snakes when I dont know if they're poisonous or not.
I'm a fan of the classics: Emily Bronte, Bram Stoker, Jane Austen, William Shakespeare, John Steinbeck, etc.
And modern: Rowling, Meyer, Dessen, Rice, Dan Brown, and MANY more.
Yes, quite the bibliophile.
I watch all kinds of movies. Just dont ever make me watch The Hills Have eyes or anything slightly similar to it.
I'm competitive, but not a sore loser.
I like to write. I'm even writing a book.
I'm a vat of useless knowledge.
I listen to everything from Marilyn Manson to Maroon 5. The Beach Boys to Shiny Toy Guns. Randy Travis and Johnny Cash are my favorite country artists.
I dont have that much rap on my playlist...I like reggae- Biz Markie, Ini Kamoze, etc.
I love to take pictures.
I like to debate.
I like to joke around because laughter truly is the best medicine.
I'm quite sarcastic. No harm intended, though.
I moved to Arlington, TX from Rogue River, OR in November of '03.
My grandpa died in January of '03 and is the biggest influence to the person I am today.
I am so nocturnal, it's not even funny. I am such a night owl.
There's more to me, of course. There's ALWAYS more, but I'm sure you know that you're welcome to ask.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Every Sarah Dessen book.
2 bottles of Strawberry Wine.
1 Wonder Woman Comic
1 Belgian Waffle that says "hi" in whip cream.
3 Clever, yet sarcastic, comments.
1 Clear midnight sky.
1 Johnny Cash album.
&& 1 rock&roll screen t-shirt.
Heat the oven to as hot as it gets.

And thats how you make a Keri.

Oh Keri youre so fine! Youre so fine, you blow my mind HEY KERI!

My Blog

54.

Bloody hell. Ive been deprived of the internet all day! But I fixed it. In all my magical glory, I fixed the damn thing. Anyhoo. Im majorly bored and royally peeved at the weather for making me miss t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:26:00 GMT

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I FUCKING HATE MY AUNT!!!!!!! She told grandma i did something I didnt and when gma said that she would talk to me about it... she said "Oh no dont tell her...she doesnt need to know" HA! I wonder why...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:19:00 GMT

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"I promise no tomorrow,But today will always last,And since every day's the same wayThere's no longing for the past. " An exerpt from one of the most meaningful poems I have ever heard. I miss grandpa...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:46:00 GMT

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You say, "We're on our way to hell" I say... "We're already there, baby." Its all perspective. Depends on whether we bask in the meager provisions we have to survive... or wear them away with disdain....
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:43:00 GMT

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So....lets reflect on the year of 2007 shall we? I made some pretty big mistakes...lol I jumped from guy to guy to guy...and then let all of them cheat on me...and get away with it. I stole a car.... ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:54:00 GMT

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The rules are: once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with ten weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and wh...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:57:00 GMT

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Name:KeriBirthdate:12 13 89Birthplace:Merced, CaliforniaCurrent Location:Arlington, TexasEye Color:grey/blueHair Color:auburn...naturally brunette though.Height:5'3"Weight:pfft yeah like im gonna tell...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:12:00 GMT

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i really like this song called sittin at a bar by Rehab.freaaaakin amazinggg. yeah....i had a kinda good day...topped off the weekend...just because my classes were fun and i found out ive got straigh...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:58:00 GMT

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GOT BORED. :|   take one last breath.open up your eyes, this is all that's left.your beating heart will soon have nothing left, and then you'll know the pain of love's regret.its okay, you're fin...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:47:00 GMT

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time to blow off steam.   first of all...i love it how when you say something in the sense of accusation that the person acts like they arent one of those people...lol. BULL SHIT! Youre the epito...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:35:00 GMT