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About Me

Tomorrow you may bring about the destruction of your world. Tomorrow you may sing in paradise above the smoking ruins of your world's cities. But tonight, I would think of one man a lone individual. A man without a name or a country. A man who I respect because he has absolutely nothing in common with you. The man is myself. Tonight I will meditate upon that which I am.
Henry Miller, 1934
Ever live a life thats real, full of zest, but no appeal? Ever had to really cry, cry so much that you want to die? Ever feel like you've been had, had so much that you turn mad? Ever been so depressed that those who turn to you bring distress? Ever sit in tormenting silence that turns so loud you start to scream? Ever take control of a dream and play all the parts and set all the scenes? Ever do nothing and gain nothing from it? Ever feel stupid and then know that you really are? Ever think you're smart and then find out you aren't? Ever play the fool and then find out that you're worse? Ever look at a flower and hate it? Ever see a couple kissing and get sickened by it? Ever wish the human race didn't exist and then realize you're one too? Well, have you ever? I have.
So what?
My AIM name is xpluto316x. I will keep pretty much anyone company online because I have little else to do. Yes I get to use the computer at work, including AIM.
If you want buttons, buy them from Jimmy .
If you want rocking, get it from RSO .
If you live in Ohio, listen to Walker .
Your, you're, their, they're, there. If you can't tell them apart don't talk to me because you must be a child.
Links, check them out:
Jimmy Buttons

xPluto316x: I don't watch tv
KaptainKyle7: I've heard this for years, yet you watch survivor and various other shows with your mom!
xPluto316x: ok, I watch one show
xPluto316x: you win
KaptainKyle7: haha.
KaptainKyle7: landslide victory
KaptainKyle7: I ONLY WATCH SURVIVOR I DON'T WATCH TV POLICE STATE DRIFT MIATAS POLICE STATE POLICE STATE TEAM FORTRESS KATAMARI 4CHAN MIATAS MIATAS MIATAS BLACK FLAG
KaptainKyle7: there, I'm you.
KaptainKyle7: which come to think of it is pretty sweet.

I am going to do this thing where I list my favorite albums of all time. If you have any sort of taste in music you will want to write this down. Work in progress. One album per band.
Angry Samoans - Back from Samoa
Screeching Weasel - My Brain Hurts
The Pink Lincolns - Pure Swank
Sunny Day Real Estate - Diary
Fear - The Record
Minor Threat - Out of Step
Bad Brains - Pay to Cum
Big Black - Songs About Fucking
At the Drive-In - In Casino/Out
Gorilla Biscuits - Start Today
Misfits - Static Age
Black Flag - Everything Went Black
Circle Jerks - Group Sex

My Interests

Indie rock, tight t-shirts with TOTALLY IRONIC designs, aviator glasses, nautical star tattoos, white belts. Girls with stupid haircuts and tramp stamps with no brain function.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet people who say they are TOTALLY INTO MUSIC but have a bad taste in everything music. What the fuck people?

Music:

RSO, Marc M., Big Black, Gorilla Biscuits, Mr. Bungle, Gravediggaz, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, NoFX, Blind Guardian, At the Drive-In, Slayer, the Dead Hate the Living, Misfits, Anal Cunt, Fugazi, Operation Ivy, Minor Threat, Joy Division, Naked Raygun, A Radio with Guts, Sunny Day Real Estate, Screeching Weasel.

Movies:

Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Breakin' 2: The Electric Boogaloo, Evil Dead 2, Dead-Alive, Jin-Roh, Akira, Equilibrium, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead (the 80s remake), The Blues Brothers.

Television:

I don't own a T.V.

Books:

Fear, Maximum Boost.

Heroes:

K. Thor Jensen, Roger Foo, Walker Evans, Corky Bell, Ryan Owens.

My Blog

I know an old lady.

I know an old lady She swallowed a fly But I don't know why She swallow the fly - I guess she'll die I know an old lady Who swallow a spider It wiggled and jiggled And tickled inside her She swallo...
Posted by William on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:33:00 PST

Monday, July 3, 2006

Any hot ladies reading this blog entry?
Posted by William on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 03:07:00 PST

Friday, November 11, 2005

I really like eating toast! EDIT: I would have added music but Myspace doesn't have a listing for the Circle Jerks.
Posted by William on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 10:29:00 PST

Today.

Today is offically the day I ran out of things to be happy about.
Posted by William on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:59:00 PST

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

I only got around to drinking 1 can of Mello Yello today, but I did have chocolate milk at Denny's. The lady did not charge me, I suspect it is because I am so fucking hot.
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Monday, January 19, 2004

I drank 3 Mello Yellos today.
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sunday, January 18, 2004

1 Can of Mello Yello today.
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST