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Captain Calico Rackham

Arr, matey. Ye be tryin' to loot me plunder?

About Me


My name is Sara. I am seventeen. I am a graduate.
I'm not searching for anything or anyone. I'm only searching for myself. I like who I am, but I've never met her.
"you're the most beautiful fat person i've ever met." - Jessie (I love this girl.)
We're the planeteers, you can be one, too! - Stuporheros, Chicago 06
Wheeler (Matt), Gi (Sam), Linka (Jerry), Ma'ti (Sara), Kwame (Dave)
You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.


What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friends: people with intelligence, passion, goals, love, and fire for God. I like people who can make me laugh, who can make me angry, and who can make me cry. My closest friends are those I don't agree with. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.On a lighter note, matey: A good pirate is a friend indeed. A Cap'n needs a crew, or she is no Cap'n at all!

If I ever met this pirate, I would do all sorts of unchristian things all at once.

Movies:

PotC and PotC2, The Passion, LotR Trilogy, Star Wars 1-6, Fifth Element, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Moulin Rouge, Phantom of the Opera, Down Periscope, The Mask, A Knight's Tale, Dances with Wolves

Television:

Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Law and Order, Law and Order: CSI, Law and Order: SVU, Farscape, Firefly, Dr. Who, Star Trek (all)

Heroes:

My hero is Captain Jack Sparrow, God rest his soul. The best pirate to walk the plank and a hero to the Black Pearl crew.

My Blog

Love is not...

Love is not a dozen perfect red roses and a box of the finest gourmet chocolates. Love is a wilted bunch of wildflowers in your favourite colour tied with a scrap of ribbon beside a misshapen cake th...
Posted by Captain Calico Rackham on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:33:00 PST