I am a simple guy who likes to look at girlscouts and panda bears. I have an extensive collection of out-of-state keychains, which I like to display on my bedroom wall to remind me of all the places I could be instead. My favorite color is hot pink (yowza!) and my favorite food is anything dairy....cheese, YUM!! I am the best jump-roper this side of the Mississippi, and I only have 9 toes. My dream is to be the towel boy for Hulk Hogan (cuz I KNOW he is coming back). I sniffed glue extensively as a child, but I dont think it had any effect on how I turned out.
Dr. Panda and your mom
I prefer the melodic tunes of Kenny Loggins over any other music in the world... and NOTHING can beat the Top Gun soundtrack!
Old westerns and 1970's porn (but only when Im feeling lonely)
Yeah, Ive heard of those...
Molly, obviously, because she is hiLARious. Even funnier than Ashton Kutcher (and his life is perfect).