Running in the woods |
A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint.He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You sho...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:56:00 GMT |
Roses are Red..... |
Roses are redviolets are korny,when I think of youOhh baby I get horny,Eat me,Beat me,Bite me,Blow me,Suck me,Fuck me,Very Slowly,if you kiss me,don't be sassy,Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:38:00 GMT |
A taste of her own medician!!! |
Body: This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out th...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:46:00 GMT |
Philosopy at its finest |
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:12:00 GMT |
Show Your Patriotism!!! Fight Terrorism!!! |
IN THE NAME OF PATRIOTISMWe all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.So on the 4th of July at 12:00 pm Easte...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 14:15:00 GMT |
Now thats some good shit!!!! |
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint,...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 14:10:00 GMT |
Party |
PARTY HEARTY ROCK AND ROLL DRINK A KEG SMOKE A BOWL, LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE, SPARK IT UP AND LETS GET HIGH
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 14:13:00 GMT |
Desire |
Of Fire, Air, Water, and Earth. Bring my fantasy's to reality and my desires to birth. Our bodies are spralled, as our lust is enthralled. Twisting and twining in passion and pining. Lost in a realm o...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:51:00 GMT |
