Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year stolen many man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed His fate
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my gameStuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tzar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank held a gen'rals rank when the blitzkrieg
raged and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name. Oh yeah
Ah what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeahI watched the glee while your kings and queens fought for
ten decades for the Gods they made
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedy's?" when after all
it was you and me
Let me please intruduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I lay traps for troubadors who get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name. Oh yeah
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeah
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my gameJust as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners, Saints
as heads is tails, just call me Lucifer 'cause I'm in need
of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy have some sympathy
and some taste
Use all your well learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my gameSigur Ros - Glosoli
Watch Video:::I am more fun than a barrel of monkeys:::I am native to New York:::I have a severe phobia of lip gloss and lipstick:::My therapist thinks I'm dangerous:::I have a low tolerance of stupid people:::I only hang out with beautiful people, so if you hang with me, then youre beautiful:::I feel bad for ugly people because their success rate is 1/4 of the success rate of attractive people:::I only smile when necessary:::I'm a happy person:::I kill my competition:::I am a criminal mastermind:::I drink a half gallon of coffee a day:::I have an overactive bladder:::I used to puke when I made out, my psychologist says its mental conditioning of some sort:::I am the most coordinated clumsy person in the world:::I am best taken in small doses:::I smoke camels like its my job:::I eat raw meat:::I am short for my height:::I am a white, wealthy, registered communist twenty year old male. I am the son of a republican conservative businessman and a republican conservative social worker mother. I was home schooled though eighth grade, and then enrolled in a private Catholic, military, all boys school. I was taught how to fire a gun when I was seven, and could drill with them in formation by the time I was fourteen. I was in the JROTC (Junior Reserve Officers Training Corps) where I achieved the rank of staff sergeant. By the time I was sixteen I was enrolled in college. When I was nineteen I dated John F. Kennedys great niece for six months. And now, I am enrolled in a private Christian liberal arts college in Santa Barbara, California. I am liberal to a conservative, and conservative to a liberal, which I think, puts me right in the middle. Many Christians believe I am offensive, as well as many non-Christians. I have been told by two different Christian Colleges and one church that I, dont fit in with their expectations. I still regard myself as a Christian, and I believe I have more faith in God than most. Sometimes I just think that I must be some sort of anomaly.
Being home schooled and going to private Catholic school and Christian scholarships have only taught me one thing: established religion is far from what God intended it to be. I do not follow their rules anymore, because ninety-five percent of those rules are superficial, and have nothing to do with actual faith. I spend my time living my faith out, rather than obsessing over rules and regulations. Military school tried to shape me into a Republican warrior, but all it ended up was making me into an angry pacifist who knew how to fight. Christian college has ruined my perception of Christians, being surrounded by one thousand of them every day has just turned me into a cynic for the most part. I see naivety and ignorance surrounding me in a college that is supposed to be expanding there minds and I realize that life experience is what really teaches us. It seems every attempt at my upbringing has backfired with the one exception of my faith. But even my faith is doubted by my parents and teachers because I refuse to live up to their expectations. They arent the ones who will be sitting in the judgment seat when I die.
How did I become a communist? Its because Im tired of bickering. Democrats blame Republicans and vice-versa. I think they should just step back and realize that if they shared a little they would notice that life really isnt so bad. Heaven will be communistic in nature, so we might as well get used to it now.
My strengths are my intellect and life experience. My weakness is pride and judgementalism. My bias is against stupidity, or what I deem to be stupid. I have not overcome it; I still dislike stupidity with a passion, and hate stupid people who think they are smart. Would I like to overcome it? Not really, I think its okay to be prejudiced against stupid people, the problem is clearly defining who I think is stupid and who really is stupid; sometimes there is a big difference.and if youre still reading: blindwords99 is a cool screenname... .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
