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Blogging While Intoxicated

Life is what you make it... I make mine as fun as possible!!!!

About Me

Hello, I'm jamie your friendly neiborhood peeping tom!! YEAH RIGHT! SERIOUSLY... I HAVE HAD SOME MAJOR CHANGES IN MY LIFE IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS.... SOME OF YOU KNOW I AM A SELF EMPLOYED PAINTER...(NEW CONSTRUCTION HOMES)IN THE PAST 8 MONTHS I HAD A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP COME TO AN END AND A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL MOVE IN WITH ME.... SO, I BECAME A SINGLE NEW FATHER OVER NIGHT... I DATED A FEW WOMEN AND STUBLED APON ONE THE I HAVE FALLEN DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH IN THE PAST 4 MONTHS. IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING IN LOVE, BEING A NEW DAD TO A 13 YEAR OLD AND BUSINESS NOT DOING SO WELL. i HAVE CHANGED INTO AN ADULT.. I DON'T KNOW WHERE OR HOW??? BUT, IT HAPPENED!! I HAVE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IN ORDER TO BE AN ADULT YOU HAVE TO LIVE LIKE AN ADULT... THIS IS HARD FOR ME.... AS I'M A KID AT HEART... I HAVE DESIDED TO LOOK FOR A CAREER IN THE CONSTRUCTION FIELD.. BECAUSE THIS IS ALL I REALLY KNOW.. I'M LOOKING FOR A WORKING SUPERINTENDENT JOB. THAT HAS BENEFITS, RETIREMENT PACKAGES AND A GREAT PAY SCALE. I HAVE BEEN IN THIS INDUSTRY MY WHOLE LIFE AND THERE ISN'T MUCH I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT.. SO, IF YOU ARE OUT THERE OR YOU KNOW SOMEONE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME. GIVE ME A SHOUT.... TO END THIS LETTER OF MANHOOD... I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE TWO THAT HELPED ME IN THIS DECISION... MY DAUGHTER AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE....... LOOK AT THE PICTURES BELOW TO SEE THEM.. THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME AND I HAVE CHANGED FOR US.. NOT THEM, OR JUST ONE IN GENERAL. AND NOT EVEN JUST FOR ME.. BUT, US!! AS WE ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE A TEAM.... I LOVE YOU BOTH!! AND THANK YOU AGAIN!

My Interests

I AM INTERESTED IN ALOT OF THINGS! AT THIS PRESENT TIME THOUGH.... I AM INTERESTED IN ME, MY GIRL, MY DAUGHTER AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT SEEM TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO I AM, WHERE I AM GOING AND WHAT I AM DOING!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

..NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN THE PICTURES AND KNOW HOW I TRUELY FEEL.... I STILL AM A KID AT HEART AND ALWAYS WILL BE! I JUST HAD TO GROW UP CAREER WISE.. NOT IN MY PERSONALITY!!!...... THAT BEING SAID!! I HAVE THIS TO ADD... YOU NOW KNOW I'M COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.. THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAVE... IS WE DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF ONE ANOTHER... WE BOTH WORK FOR A LIVING... SO, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT WILL AND CAN DEAL WITH THIS.........I NEED A NAKED BODY IN BED DURING THE WEEK... I WILL HAVE CLOTHES ON.. YOU MUST BE NAKED AND WARM.. YOUR ASS MUST REMAIN COLD.. IF YOU HAVE A WARM ASS.. DO NOT APPLY! YOU MUST NOT GET FEELINGS FOR ME OR EXPECT THEM FROM ME!! YOU MUST BE ABLE TO SLEEP WITH A PHOTO OF MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE ATTACHED TO YOUR FACE AND BE ABLE TO KEEP IT THERE ALL NIGHT.. I MAY WAKE UP AND SEE A STRANGER IN MY BED AND THAT'LL BE BAD!!! YOU MUST NOT TALK... AS NO ONE HAS A VOICE LIKE HERS... DO NOT EVEN TRY TO TALK LIKE HER!!! YOU MUST SHOWER EVERY NIGHT HER HER SAME SOAP AND SHAMPOO. SO YOU SMELL LIKE HER AS WELL. ONE LAST THING.. YOU MUST NOT TRY TO TOUCH ME, FONDLE ME OR EVEN ROLL OVER TOWARDS ME.. YOU MUST BE SOMEONE THAT SLEEPS ON THERE STOMACH ALL NIGHT AND DOES NOT MOVE!! AS SHE DOES!!............... iF YOU HAVE A LOVING DOG THAT SLEEPS WITH YOU.. INBETWEEN THE TWO OF US.. THAT ENJOYS BEING PET AND LOVED... THIS IS AN ADDED BONUS.... OR A CAT THE LAYS ON YOU ALL NIGHT AND ONCE IN A WHILE LICKS YOUR EAR IN THE MIDLLE OF THE NIGHT... EITHER ONE WILL WORK.... THANK YOU!!.... iN SHORT.. YOU NEED TO HAVE A COLD ASS, NO FEELINGS, NO VOICE, NO THOUGHTS, BE A HEAVY SLEEPER, AND OWN A LOVING ANIMAL... APPLY TO MY MYSPACE PAGE!!
Myspace Layouts

Music:

Rock on!!!! Cracker!!! Dustin pascal has the greatest CD out to date.... Check out his page!!!................................................ http://www.myspace.com/dustinpascal

Movies:

I LIKE FUNNY SHIT!! i'M FUNNY... I LIKE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH.. BUT EVEN BETTER IS LAUGHING MYSELF.. SO I WATCH MOVIES TO MAKE ME LAUGH...

Television:

I'VE GOT A BIG ASS 65 INCH PLAZMA TV... NEVER WATCH IT THOUGH... UNLESS I AM PLAYING X BOX OR WATCHING PORN!!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN PORN UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN IT ON A 65 IN. PLAZMA... HOLY SHIT!!!! I THINK THAT PUSSY IS GOING TO EAT ME!!!!!!!

Books:

I'D LIKE TO WRITE A BOOK!!! IT'S JUST COMING UP WITH ONE IDEA... MY HEAD WORKS LIKE IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS IF I WROTE A BOOK IT WOULD ONLY MAKE SENCE TO ME AND THE HANDFUL OF OCD/ADD PEOPLE LIKE ME OUT THERE....

Heroes:

FIRST AND FORE MOST.... MY MOTHER THE WOMAN THAT MADE ME INTO THE MAN I AM TODAY.... SECOND WOULD BE THE GIRL I LOVE NOW... SEE IS BY FAR THE BEST RELATIONSHIP I HAVE EVER HAD... SHE IS LIKE A TWIN OF ME.. LIKE A CLONE THAT CAME OUT FEMALE... sHE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME AND SHE HAS HELPED CHANGE MY LIFE AROUND... SHE IS MY HERO AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!! tHANK YOU JEN!!! I LOVE THE VRAP OUT OF YOU!!!!

My Blog

Back on top!!

Not on top of her!!! Well, ok I was last night... He he he he! This is to all my friends out there... The ones that have helped me go through a rough patch here... Whew!!! That was a close one!! Than...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST

X box and games...For Sale

I have a 1 year old original xbox with 4 controllers. 2 of them are cordless. Also I have just under 60 games  from sports to FPS to RPG's I also have the controller and games for "Steel bat...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST

Good morning all!!

It's a beautiful sunny day here in North Carolina.. Going to be close to 70 again today. And I mowed my lawn this weekend so everything is so pretty around here. I have an hour to waste so I figured I...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

1972 dodge challenger for sale!

A year ago I drove my yellow 1972 dodge challenger up into my shop... Yes I drove it.. I drove it from my old house 30 miles away to this house and then pulled it up into the shop... I wanted to upgra...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

I'm an animal !!!

I have been an emotional roller coaster here for the past 6 months or so... I feel as I am a woman going through the change of life with my mood swings and crap! So, The past few days I have been aval...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:00:00 PST

New level of myspace!!

I don't know what I did. I don't know if it is the number of hits on my page, the number of hits on my blog or what it is. But, I have made it to a new level on myspace!! I have had friends that I add...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

april in New york!!!

Hello all... friends and family in New York!!! I am writing this to advise you all of our plans for the easter weekend in New York!! There is only one day you should know about and even care about. ...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:20:00 PST

life debate!!

Everything happens for a reason. vs. Your life is what you make it. ----------------------------------------------------------- I'm one that believes in... "Life is what you make it." I have always be...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

The day from nerves!!

I got a new job. It involves something I have always done... Which is selling myself and the company I am with. I was looking forward to this job. As it will be easy for me. I have been bidding househ...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST

My personal add!!

Good afternoon my freak readers!!! This I would like to entitle... "weekday Filler." Some of may have noticed I've changed my page again. Due to the fact of My relationship with my girlfriend has grow...
Posted by POTTY MOUTH on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:21:00 PST