Starscream

For most of the 80s I was just like you, cold, calculating, and willing to do anything to get to rule the universe as we know it. That includes being romantically linked to both Paris Hilton and that bitch from the Real World. I plot maniacally to overthrow that sucka Megatron and rule the Decepticons for myself. I left him to die once, and it took an entire planet to bring his ass back. He came back as Galvatron or some shit and caps my ass. I disintergrated, so all them bitches thought I was dead. That's my thing, can't die. Just won't happen. Lately I've been trying to vent my frustrations else where. I'm working for the West Coast Choppers lately, no big deal. I've been blingin' out my jet hubcaps. Currently rollin' on 36's. It's what I do.STARSCREAM TERRORIZE!