Jewelry Man One-Liners (Lil Kim aka WTF??? Edition) |
Jewelry Man One-Liners (Lil Kim aka WTF??? Edition)....
Posted by EbenGregory on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:29:00 PST |
THE JEWELRY REPORT: Lil Wayne Beefs With Mixtape DJs, Carter III Leaked Intentionally |
In EbenGregory's world, it's easier to swallow angry words than to have to eat them, but Lil Wayne didn't get the memo. In another dumb episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Weezy says f*c...
Posted by EbenGregory on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:26:00 PST |
Jewelry Man One-Liners (Wild A-- Party Edition) |
Jewelry Man One-Liners (Wild A-- Party Edition)....
Posted by EbenGregory on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:47:00 PST |
THE JEWELRY REPORT: Suge Knight Knocked Out At Nightclub |
Let EbenGregory tell it, getting knocked out and acting like it didn't happen is kind of like trying to get sh*t back into a horse...it's hard to do. In the latest lame episode of THE JEWE...
Posted by EbenGregory on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:46:00 PST |
THE JEWELRY REPORT: R. Kelly Accused Of Bribery, Judge Denies Delay Request |
In EbenGregory's world, while we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the consequences...of our actions. In another lame episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, R. Kelly is acc...
Posted by EbenGregory on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:55:00 PST |
THE JEWELRY REPORT: Kanye West Has Another Meltdown After Tabloid Concert Review |
Let EbenGregory tell it, some emotions don't make a lot of noise, but it ain't hard to hear pride. In another rousing episode of foolishness known as THE JEWELRY REPORT, Kanye West t...
Posted by EbenGregory on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:36:00 PST |
THE JEWELRY REPORT: Nick Cannon And Mariah Carey Get Married? |
Let EbenGregory tell it, a Hollywood wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. In another non-exciting episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Nick Cannon ...
Posted by EbenGregory on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:58:00 PST |
THE JEWELRY REPORT: Akons Gangster Lifestyle Exposed As A Fraud |
Let EbenGregory (and Akon) tell it, a lie told often enough becomes the truth. In the latest episoe of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Akon and his gangster lifestyle gets ex...
Posted by EbenGregory on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:57:00 PST |
Jewelry Man One-Liners (Oh For Real Edition) |
When the Jewelry Man goes on vacation...people be like oh for real. And now...Jewelry Man One-Liners (Oh For Real Edition)....
Posted by EbenGregory on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:04:00 PST |
THE JEWELRY REPORT: Beyonce And Jay-Z Apply For Marriage License |
Let EbenGregory tell it, marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out&you lose interest. In another non-exciting episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jay-Z and Beyonce ...
Posted by EbenGregory on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:10:00 PST |
