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About Me

Not a whole lot to tell here. My life is pretty much eat, sleep, and swim. I am single and LOVING it. The reason it says 'in a relationship' on my page is because I was tired of getting random ass requests from stupid ass 15 yr. old girls that I dont even know. I am currently a junior on the UC Santa Cruz swim team, and its pretty awesome. I am also planning on playing water polo in the fall. I transfered from DVC where I also played water polo and swam, and we finished 3rd in California both seasons for both sports!
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!

My Interests

Females, needless to say, also Water Polo, Swimming, Surfing, Sleeping, Snowboarding, Golfing, Video Games (NOT to be fucked with in Halo 2), and Partying!!

I'd like to meet:

Duke Kahanamoku, my idol (the father of surfing); 2pac, just to ask if he was really shot or not; Robin Williams, cuz hes probably one of the funniest men of all time

Music:

2pac, Biggie, Tech N9ne, Ludacris, Twista, Andre Nickatina, Linkin Park, Too Short, Swollen Members, DMX, Jay-Z, Timbaland, Cypress Hill, Snoop, Dre, Eminem

Movies:

Happy Gilmore, Major League, Top Gun, Die Hard, Liar Liar, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Juwanna Mann, Bad Boys, The Last Boy Scout, Anger Management, Donnie Darko, Ace Ventura, The Rock, Scary Movie, The Bourne Supremacy, Meet the Parents, The Matrix, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Breakfast Club, GoldenEye, Anchorman, High School High, American Pie, The Replacements, The Excorcist, Dodgeball

Television:

Havent been watching a lot of TV lately, but Friends, Seinfeld, and Street Smarts.

Books:

Havent read a book in over two years

Heroes:

Lenny Chaplin, Duke Kahanamoku, Ian Thorpe, Phil Mickelson

My Blog

you KNOW your with DVC Aquatics when.....

u know ur with DVC aquatics when... 1. u eat at Kinders more than twice a week. 2. u spend more than half of your day on the pool deck. 3. u go to the media center and watch movies instead...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you KNOW your at Deer Valley when...

You KNOW your at Deer Valley when...1. You panic when your teacher forgets to turn on DVTV, so you can finish your homework before you turn it in.2. You hear random kids say 'Wussup bluh' or 'Aye...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girlfriend Application

I hate to pick on this certain individual cuz i love her to death, but this girl posted a 'boyfriend application' in her little blog things that consists of 41 questions. WOW! Ok, heres my girlfrien...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST