Ron Jeremy called. He wants you to go suck his dick. |
Okay.Hi.Wow.Been a little while huh?And as I guess you can tell from this 'conversationally styled dear diary' epic tone this thing is quickly starting to take, I have something important to say.Don't...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:22:00 GMT |
Brandy butter? Vodka Margarine! |
Okay.Brace yourself. I haven't done this in a while.I haven't written a blog in quite some time either.HAHAHAHAHAfuck you.Look. Nevermind.Shitty Christmas jokes aside, (Hey Dad, are you a leg or a bre...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 23:59:00 GMT |
Life on Mars. |
Hey.Been a while huh? You fuckers been unsubscribing to my blog and shit? No no no.Okay, let's take a little trip back in time shall we? All the way back to the 21st July 2006.That was my birthday. We...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:48:00 GMT |
"Hey, how do you get into those pants, ba- AARRGGHH! IT'S IAN!" |
Hello Jollyrods,tonight was cool. In fact, I'm cool.No, now I'm sad.Speaking of being sad, happy, and well, pretty much everything inbetween, I was laughing with purest glee in the kitchen, at 3...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 18:25:00 GMT |
He could lick 'em by smiling. |
Hey hey,Just had the most fun night out in some time.Not that they aren't all fun in their own way for the most part, for sure, but tonight was pretty special.I get up, take a shower, and take a walk....
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 16:38:00 GMT |
Nomad Love. |
Look people.We need to sort some shit out.I know that we're all kinda/sorta/possibly reaching this new level of friendly intimacy (no I'm not talking about spooning) where we all tell each other our f...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:58:00 GMT |
Fucking on a secluded beach. Shocking. |
Yo.Okay, as you may or may not be aware, Steph is gone. Gone to Amsterdam for two weeks (among other places), but gone nonetheless. So after getting minimal sleep on Friday night (all that spooning to...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 15:40:00 GMT |
Fat women can't jump either. |
Come on, gather 'round.Let Uncle Phil tell you a story.It's a story about an ideal society.And in this ideal society, men can play netball too.Netball is a fucking hardcore sport, but only girls get t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:18:00 GMT |
Nocturne in the Moonlight. |
Hey.Okay, most of the people who read this (Because, you know, there are hundreds of dedicated readers who tune in hourly to see what amazing bullshit I'm waxing lyrical about.) will have absolutely n...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 16:54:00 GMT |
Now THAT'S what I call a shot! |
Grab your pencils people.It's time to take notes.This weekend rocked ass. If you were there, you'll know what I mean. If you weren't, then you're a dumbshit who definately needs a throatchop, Kai vs. ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 15:36:00 GMT |
