i know my name is spelled wrong. it's cool. my mom was too lazy to look it up when she named me so it stuck and i'm original that way. yeah it means the stuff that makes you vomit. sometimes my poop will do that to you so it's fitting. my actual full name is: syrup of ipacac dikensuk masterbobagarbadangles newlin . i was my mom's first cat. that means i'm the specialist one. she has three others... easter: the only girl, my one true love besides tuna big nose: he's cool because he doesn't bother anyone too much he just hides flea: the skinny little fucker, he eats whatever he wants and stays skinny. fucker. though it's because of him that i occasionally get wet food. so yeah he's cool. charlie and seamus moved out recently. it's ok because charlie has humped me more than i've cared for. seamus is cool. he was kind of trying to be me because he was getting fat but it's kind of nice to be a role model. i've lived with six or so other cats besides them as well but they don't call or write or visit so fuck 'em. i like to drink water from the bathtub. it's the best. some cats go with the toilet but i wouldn't drink water from my litter box even if it were clean. know what i mean?
