Ron Jeremy - To be that ugly and yet that endowed as a white guy I'd like to get his perception on life.
Michael Jackson - Just to whoop his monkey ass for being a pervert.
Carlos Mencia - He tells it like it is.Jenna Jamison - The reasons are obvious.President Bush - To give him my views on war, oil, and terrorism. I don't necessarily agree with war but I do believe in supporting the troops who are fighting so all you Hollywood stars who have never picked up a weapon - Have a big glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!!