I like making sandwiches for the homeless without washing my hands.
The person who invented the birth control pill so, I can kick their ass! And, whoever said breastfeeding is like a birth control. All lies! I have proof!
Just got the Transformers DVD watched 4 times so far. Also, got Knocked Up DVD watched 3 times so far. Spiderman 3 watched 1 time.
I only read books. Ya, right! I don't have time for that! I'm doomed to watch kid stuff!
I read Elmo books out loud to those who cannot read or are blind.
My therapist. She listens to me and always on my side. But, maybe because I pay her $100 an hour to hear me!