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Sammy

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About Me

I am me, that all i will ever be, i love champagne, asparagus and rock music. One day i would like to live near the sea or in a very big tree. I have no sense of time or direction , i often fall over...but i never spill my wine. I hang about with flame boy anad the lady P - i am a member of the peas we like to play in dirty bars, i spend a lot of time running away from them and we often all shout at eachother....sometimes lady P shouts at them too. I can be really annoying..but not as annoying as i find you.Sometimes me and becki A ( fellow Pea) cut up clothes and steal ashtrays, we smoke too many menthols, drink too much wine and laugh to loudly. Never laugh at boys with beards,always pick up acorns when you see them and when you feel sad or down go and sit on grass.Be kind to small dogs...and girls. I have a baby called George - George is crazy about milk and is possibly the worlds most gorgeous baby - I love George.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Wildly unsuitable men or those in posession of a good fortune - if the two should go hand in hand i'd be thrilled.

My Blog

THE BIG BLOODY APPLE- a charity in progress

I went snowboarding in vermont with the boys from harvard - i went with my cousin Kitty and everyone asked us if we were twins - we had an awesome time - i got frost on the eyelashes and kitty got a b...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:27:00 GMT

Why O Why

WHY DO BOYS LIE???????IT MAKES ME CRY..................
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:27:00 GMT

Penchant for the strange...

once upon a time there was a strange little man with a strange little walk ( bow legged) he had very long eye lashes but a heart cold and black like stone.... he met a girl who liked to drink like a f...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:53:00 GMT