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Milan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

What is there to know about me? I'm a thief and a shitkicker and a... I'd like to be famous. You see me on the street, you wanna pick me up. I am a convicted felon which I think is a positive trait and guaranteed a good time. I spend most of my days putting on makeup and stalking men. If your lucky to see me out, approach me with caution and slowly, I might shank you Mother F*cker. SmoochesGet Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody with a limo, a camera and a bottle of Jager.
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My Blog

Long time no write...

WTF... where have I been?  I never should have sniffed that glue for  I think I passed out for a few monthes huh?  Well your truly has been a busy girly lately workin and boy do my feet...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 23:48:00 GMT

Soo many men , sooo little time.

Hola, mi amores !! Is it me or does this happen to anyone else? Men either all call you at once or not at all. Its been my past experiances where I just get calls from horny men all the time and ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Mar 2005 00:33:00 GMT

Rain , rain go away...

Ok is it just me or do I need to start buildin the mother fuckin ark here in LA. I am so sick of not bein able to strut me stuff outside in the good ol sun. Oh well every girl needs some time to her...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Feb 2005 12:05:00 GMT

Driving for once...

So yours truly M. decides to get in her car and drive around LA ( instead of my usual walking the street). Am I the only one that wishes I could have machine guns strapped to my car and have a Deat...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 00:37:00 GMT

Home Buzzed...

Hello my adoring public... it's your bitch  M.  I just got home from dinner and boy do jager bombers sneak up on you LOL.  As you know from my last rant it has been an exhausting week which I finally ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jan 2005 21:36:00 GMT