Tastes like Miller Lite |
I'm thinking I should go to the Doctor; Lately, I've been tasting blood in my urine.....
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 00:11:00 GMT |
Dreams |
I had a dream the other night where I was about to have sex with a girl and then I stopped to put a condom on. How sad is it when you're wearing condoms in your dreams, as if I were go...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:34:00 GMT |
My music career |
I've decided that if I ever put out a "best of" compilation of my music, I'm going to call it "Each Hit". Because it sounds like eat shit. Get it? I suppose I should start worki...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 19:07:00 GMT |
Waiting |
I had to wait for over 2 hours at Walmart today for an oil change/desperately needed tire replacement. I tried to go watch Talledega Nights but the assbackwards theatre (remember, I live in Penn...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:35:00 GMT |
Mudflaps |
I wish some company would make a mudflap with a picture of Jesus looking very angry that says "Don't Cross Me!" at the bottom. I'd totally have to buy that. Also, a truck.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 20:58:00 GMT |
Handicaps |
I'd like to think that if I ever had a child that was born blind, I'd have the guts to name it Love.
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:53:00 GMT |
The voices |
The voices in my head have been telling me that I shouldn't drink so much, but I figure, fuck them!
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:54:00 GMT |
It begins |
I'm going to try to do a semi-daily "blog", but it's most likely going to be more of a thought of the day. Seeing that no one besides me will ever read it, I doubt it really matters exactly...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:50:00 GMT |
