New things |
Ok. First and foremost. New kickass person with a gap between his teeth: ...The one and only Laurence Fishburne. Hell yeah.
I'm also wondering... if I drive around with Max in the car, can I drive in ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:24:00 GMT |
I'm not sure I'm happy with myself. |
I smoked a cigarette today. It's the first cigarette I've smoked in almost 5 years. When I took the first drag, my shoulders dropped about 6 inches, like I'd been shouldering the weight of...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 19:39:00 GMT |
Who reads this junk? |
This one's been stuck in my head, too.
Who on earth is readsing my blog? 38 people read my blog this week, and I've only got two subscribers. Does that mean there's 36 people out there who didn't lik...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 19:28:00 GMT |
Now, I know some slutty people, but... |
Shakwanda on The Maury Show just tested the FOURTH guy to find out if he is her baby daddy.
He wasn't.
HOW MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE DID SHAKWANDA FUCK THAT WEEK!!??!?!!?! (this should be an SAT ques...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:22:00 GMT |
This seems to be working... |
Yup, it seems once I type things out, they sort of leave my head. So, here's the latest:
I was at my local fast food drive-thru. I place my order and they tell me to pull up to the fi...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 16:04:00 GMT |
You probably shouldn't read this, I probably shouldn't write it. |
Ok. This has been bothering the heck out of me for a couple of days now, but once you've read this, it'll bother the heck out of you. Better you than me. Here goes.
Ever used acrylic paint...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 21:38:00 GMT |
Me and Dre |
Dr. Dre has a space between his two front teeth.
I have space between my two front teeth.
Therefore. I am a fly ass pimp rapper man. I think I'm going to use this as an opportunity to find other...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:10:00 GMT |
Watching TV... |
Just watched the great gatsby (the Robert Redford version, although I've seen the older ones as well)... the mansion that the movie was filmed in is in glen cove, a few blocks from where my dad lives....
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 16:33:00 GMT |
Random things I think about |
There is no way that the things I think throughout the day are normal (or are worth thinking about much)... either way, for the average layman, they might be amusing or eye-opening.
And for sil...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 19:09:00 GMT |
