Cyber Fuck Monkey

I like to play naked crisco twister in the back of limousines with
tattooed bi-trendy girls who get the joke...
I will never understand menthol cigarettes, sushi, or organized religion...
I can inspire multiple occasions of profane transcendence...
I burn the candle at both ends...
I find this all to be silly, harmless fun...
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If you don't know me and I sent you a friend request, it's because
I like your style... you caught my eye...
Maybe I found you wickedly funny, maybe I recognized your evil genius,
or maybe I just think you're blazing hot...
Whatever it was, keep up the good work...
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Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
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