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The Dan

If you fuck with me, be careful.... I fuck back.

About Me

My name is Dan VanderKlok, I am the most chill person you could meet. I have a kind hearted and absolutely beautiful girlfriend who I love spending all my spare time with. She makes me so super happy and I would do anything that is necessary for her, anything, so don't make anything necessary happen. I usually like to get out and about but I really need a decent job so for now I more enjoy just relaxing and doing whatever, movies, in the sun whatever, Wherever. I'm usually a very nice and friendly person I give everybody a chance or sometimes a few, until you cross me or the one I love then I'm a different person ENTIRELY. I like helping people when they really need it, after all I'd hope someone would be there to help me if I truely needed it, hopefully that helps promote human decency at least. I treat other friendly nice people with a high level of respect knowing that a lot of people are huge pricks. It seems that most people don't like to dress up but I'd usually rather wear dress clothes whenever I can, I'd just rather be dressed up unless it's outside somewhere. I really don't like where I live. On one hand, I have good friends in the area that I'm really tight with, but I'd be happier where there is more to do. I've been trying to figure out what I want to do with my life and what fits me best and up until now I haven't had the guts to pursue what I know I'd do the best at and be able to give it everything I'm capable of. I'd like to get started in acting, especially comedy but I can start as an extra just to get used to it and whatnot. I'd love meeting everybody, people always say I have a magnetic personality so why not? just have to get some connections now. If anybody has any ideas talk to me. If you want to talk just let me know. It might take a while because im usually not home but give it a shot.

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My Interests

Cars are my one true passion,(especially German made cars) the one thing in this world that when everything else is letting me down they still make me happy. I'm also extremely handy with a computer. I love a ton of outside stuff to stay tan....ish in the summer. Summer is my favorite, I love the beach. Fall is cool too but summer nights are the spank, nothing better than cruising on a 80 degree night with the windows and the roof open

I'd like to meet:

Definitely Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler. Anyone who has contacts for acting or commercial oppertunities. Things of that sort. I REALLY want to get into that area.

Music:

literally, anything but country music. The Dayton Family, Wu-tang, Snoop, Dre, B.I.G., Ja, Luda, Pimp C, Lil Jon, old Blink, Greenday, Bush, P.O.D., Evanescence, Ozzy, Metallica, etc. I usually like something from each decade. it all has it's own draw, culture and appeal for different situations....except country....gross.

Movies:

The Fast and the Furious, Gone in 60 seconds, American psycho, The Punisher, Anything thats Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey type crazy.

Television:

I don't watch enough TV but I guess Fresh Prince of Belair and Formula D drift racing in summer. oh yeah cartoons too...lots of cartoons.

Books:

I read stuff online constantly, always studying and learning new things. As long as i'm interested I love learning new things.

Heroes:

Haven't really thought of it but maybe bill gates, he made his entire life unfold in front of him all from nothing. Everybody hates him but if you think about it, they only do because he smokes his competition by any means and has been doing better than most and was considered the wealthiest man on earth for a while, pretty respectible I think. Also Adam Sandler is a great comedic actor and so is Jim Carrey. They are both awesome.

My Blog

AZ

Well its been a long time since i've blogged, to start I just got back a few days ago from Arizona and I loved it there. It was too warm but way worth it. Being back in Michigan is kind of boring and ...
Posted by The Dan on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:10:00 PST

been a while busy

It's been a while sine I've blogged so what the hell. First, I lost my job so the world will no longer know me as the BP man which was fun to be known as. Yeah, I got majorly screwed over there, it wa...
Posted by The Dan on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:43:00 PST

good ass day

what a good day, but first this weekend was awesome. saturday i hung out with lindsay and sam again which is always kick-ass. lindsay was hilarious, it was a great time. stayed at sams,  i was de...
Posted by The Dan on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST

more car stuff

well im still loving the car, however im on here to calmly complain some. i guess it scares me a little how much things cost for this car, window 400 keys im hearing around 300 mirrors 300 each and th...
Posted by The Dan on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:49:00 PST

the car

ok so i didnt blog this yet, yes i got a new car. it is a 1998 audi a8 and if youre sick of hearing me speak of cars get the fuck off of this page otherwise this is a cool car. ok so its got heated fr...
Posted by The Dan on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PST

good times

so good weekend, almost no sleep but worth it. friday partied at my uncles, got half an hour of sleep worked saturday then a 1 hour nap. saturday night i partied with lindsay and sam, it was awesome. ...
Posted by The Dan on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST

ok good stuff

so anyway at subway tonight and lindsay says write a happy blog mainly because im in a great mood tonight for no reason. well atually i hope ill get a car soon like this week im praying it finally hap...
Posted by The Dan on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST

laugh

heh, holy geez, book i just wrote. woops sorry, oh well
Posted by The Dan on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST

so-so

so id love to be positive right now and add a good blog instead of a negative one, so maybe ill fake it and make a half and half just to try. here goes.ok so bad first so i can end on a positive note,...
Posted by The Dan on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST

poop

yeah so i guess ill complain a little, nothing major just kind of a stupid day. i just hate people. im not going to elaborate because i dont want to and everybody always wants me to do shit i dont fuc...
Posted by The Dan on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST