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alex

About Me

mover

My Interests

pens, paper, books, food, skateboards.

I'd like to meet:

shaker

Music:

rock 'n roll

Movies:

'confessions of a superhero'

Television:

no

Books:

jay howell's zines and kenneth rexroth's poems

Heroes:

orson welles, pre-citizen kane

My Blog

It could always be worse

First I got stuck in a terrible traffic jam on the 110. What should have been twenty minutes turned into an hour. Eventually I bailed, right around Chinatown, thinking it'd be faster to take streets h...
Posted by alex on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

Why Don't Women Love My Borat Impersonation?

By Alex 'Jagesmesh' KleinWhy don't women love my Borat impersonation? The other night, while at a crowded bar, I made eye contact with a beautiful blonde girl. I winked. She smiled. I casually made my...
Posted by alex on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST