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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JAMES CARTER A.K.A PRESIDENT
Birthday: OCTOBER 14. B.C 1000
Birthplace: DALLAS. TX
Current Location: CARROLTON
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: AFRO AMERICAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: JAYWALKING
Your Weakness: YELLA BONES
Your Fears: NOT A MOTHAFUCKING THANG
Your Perfect Pizza: ANYTHING STUFFED CRUST
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: DONT KILL NOBODY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "MY NIGGA"
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHERE THE MONEY AT
Your Best Physical Feature: MY EYES
Your Bedtime: WHEN I DIE
Your Most Missed Memory: WHEN I WAS PIMPIN THIS HO OUT OF THIS CONTINENTAL SUITE IN 10TH GRADE
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: MAC
Single or Group Dates: DONT MATTER AS LONG I GET THAT NUT
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON
Chocolate or Vanilla: I ONLY FUCK WIT PURP
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE
Do you Smoke: NA BUT IF U BUYIN IM SELLIN
Do you Swear: MOTHAFUCKA IM SAMUEL L JACKSON NEPHEW
Do you Sing: NO
Do you Shower Daily: YEA
Have you Been in Love: YEA SHE KNO WHO SHE IS
Do you want to go to College: SURE.
Do you want to get Married: YEA I'LL FUCK WIT IT
Do you belive in yourself: OF COURSE
Do you get Motion Sickness: DONT KNO WUT THAT IS.
Do you think you are Attractive: YEA BUT IM HOOD WIT MINE.
Are you a Health Freak: NA
Do you get along with your Parents: ENOUGH TO STAY IN THAT WILL
Do you like Thunderstorms: COULD GIVE A FUCK
Do you play an Instrument: HA
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: PLENTY. ONLY CRIS AND MOET
In the past month have you Smoked: NA
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NA BUT SOLD THE FUCK OUT OF THEM OUNCES
In the past month have you gone on a Date: IF U MEAN WENT TO HER CRIB AND NUTTED THEN YEA.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: 31 TIMES A MONTH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NA
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NA
In the past month have you been on Stage: NA
In the past month have you been Dumped: CAME CLOSE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NA
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: MY NEPHEW MEMORY CARD FOR THE PLAYSTATION
Ever been Drunk: NA
Ever been called a Tease: HA "MY NIGGA"
Ever been Beaten up: HA
Ever Shoplifted: FEDS MITE BE READING
How do you want to Die: IM GON BE HERE WHEN JESUS COME BAK.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: SCARFACE
What country would you most like to Visit: AMSTERDAM. REAL NIGGAS KNO WHY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: DONT MATTER
Favourite Hair Color: AS LONG AS ITS LONG. NO BALD FADES LADIES
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: WUTEVER, NO MIDGET
Weight: CANT BE FAT BUT THAT ASS GOT TO BE STRAIGHT
Best Clothing Style: BACKGROUND DANCER IN RAP VIDEO
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: 1000
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 THING........................

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