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Jay & SiLent Bob

randal's the butch and dante's the bitch

About Me

im jay and i like all kinds of broads, i like to kick it at the quick stop and then late at night me and silent bob go mobbin the streets of Leonardo, New Jersey, u can find my weed smokin ass at any local parties where theres lots of bitches...this one time me and silent bob took a road trip to this place shermer illinois cause we been watchin all these pussy 80 movies where all the guys wuss out and cant satisfy the chicks there, well except judd nelson cause hes fuckin awesome. anyways me and silent bob got to where shermer should of been...and guess what????.....THERE WAS NO SHERMER ILLINOIS!!! so anyway if yous a hot ass broad add me up...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someday i hope to meet a girl named justice, anybody thats reppin Leonardo New Jersey, anyone and everyone that cant stand randal and dante as much as me and silent bob do, hot ass broads that wear tiny thongs that i can move wit my tongue, guys that are in frats that hav access to hot ass broads wit tiny thongs that i can move wit my tongue, porn stars, gurls wit big tits that i can suck on at all hours of the night, anyone that wants to get their asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat, oh ya and someone that can help us take down LaFours once and for all....snoogins

My Blog

"Can't Buy Me Love" was gay !!!

Yo that movie was some dumbass shit...this dude Ronald pays this chick to go out with him...i say fuck that shit...i would of just whipped my cock out and been like bitch u needz to suck this shit...m...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT