Rest in Peace.
"Hi, My name is Sampson Maxwell Cohen the Third, but everyone calls me Sammy.
I love my sister Arielle. She gives the best belly rubs ever and she lets me lick her face.
We go running together, I'm a lot faster than her but she can run longer.
I like other Shih Tzu's and tiny bitches. If you're a thick bitch back the ruff off.
I believe in animal rights and people rights too, my sister and me made a deal.
She won't eat animals if I won't eat people."
