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Saint Nicholas

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

For some, I am a patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, students, and children. Others know me through my annual quest of secret gift giving. I like to travel, most of which I try and squeeze into a twenty-four hour period once a year. The rest of the time I tend to hang out in the shed and knock together a bunch of toys. I am rather fond of Caribou too. Ever seen one whose nose glows red? Oh yeah . . . and I HATE DISCO !!! So don't be asking me for no Disco Barbies or no Saturday Night Fever soundtracks or no gold chains for Christmas. But I do have a soft spot for Perry Como . . .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The boss. The big man. God himself. And wouldn't mind having a word to Rudolph's folks either. I love the little guy to bits but he sure as hell is making a mess of the place. Note to self: make sure the reindeer is toilet trained before it sleeps in the bed.