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Once upon a time....

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About Me

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Silly Goose thats me! I am a fun loving, down to earth kinda girl. I am also a mom. I try to have fun when I am not working. The one thing I have found out in life is there is NO manual on how it really works. Family and friends are the basis to a good life. Money makes the world go round but does it make you happy? Fuck ya it does. Don't lie. The best tip that I have for everyone that I come across is " Never play leap frog with a unicorn" that could come in handy one day you can thank me later. I always surround myself with good friends and good times with the occasional shitty day. Life is to short to take for granted have a coke and a smile and love it bitches!The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.br /

My Interests


You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lana
Birthday: September 12th 1977
Birthplace: Small town in Texas
Current Location: Somewhere that for sure
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Striped red and blonde and chocolate
Height: 5"5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Clogs
Your Weakness: Someone once told me you should never show your weakness!
Your Fears: Spida's
Your Perfect Pizza: Lot's of sauce lot's of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have too!
Your Best Physical Feature: Cute Feet
Your Bedtime: When ever I want!
Your Most Missed Memory: Old Friends!!!!! Good Times!!!
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway...Eat Fresh
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sun Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Like a Sailor
Do you Sing: Never Unless Im by myself or with my kid's
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Love a complicated thing but Yes
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Most Days
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Most Days
Do you like Thunderstorms: When Im sleeping
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES!!
In the past month have you Smoked: Marlboro Lights
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not the whole thing!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: If thats what you call it
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Plenty
Ever been called a Tease: Plenty
Ever been Beaten up: Yes but not without a fight
Ever Shoplifted: Dumbest thing I ever did
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Important to my family Important to my household!
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Tall
Weight: Just right
Best Clothing Style: Hip up to date
Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: 2 but want more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Enough

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Movies:

A good love story or a nail bitting thriller are my favorite movies to watch and super hot girl on girl action!!

Television:


Books:

Cosmo magazine definetly has all the best sex tips and and secrets

Heroes:

My biggest heroe is my mom and how she can fight breast cancer and still be a beautiful person.

My Blog

He gave me You

I asked God for a flower, and He gave me a garden. I asked Him for a tree and He gave me a forest. I asked Him for a river and He gave me an ocean.I asked God for a friend and He gave me...YOU...
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:31:00 PST

Sometimes

You may get tired of trying but never give up cause then that means someone else won! Sure life sucks Sure life is hard no one knows better than I do my life is falling apart around me and has been fo...
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

I love you

I love my Best Friends more than anything I have my new smokin hot tattoo thanks to them! So Amy,Rachel,Erica & Phil love you soooooooooooooo much you have no idea. You all are stuck with me for l...
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:26:00 PST

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and thats what I have to say about that! If this shit dont work out tonight I will cry some more and that shit gives me a headache!
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST

I wish!

I had something to blog about!!  HE HE!
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:48:00 PST

Let’s Make a Deal

You forgive me for liking you too much,And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough.You forgive me for missing you so,And I'll forgive you for being so cold.You forgive me for the loud racing of my h...
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST

To My Girlfriends!

Yea all my girl's are turning 30 and that my friends is super HOT!! I heard 30 is the new 20! He He Happy day to my bestfriends Amy and Rachel! Luv you
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:41:00 PST

I hate it when this happens!

Ok so the last few nights when it's bed time I crawl up in bed and I always watch  T.V. to fall asleep I set the sleep timmer and lay down but 2 nights in a row now I went to get in and I can not...
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:04:00 PST

It's official

Yeah It's official I have a new last name and not because I got married!!!!!!
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST

The count down is on Folk's

3 days yeah oh yeah so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Once upon a time.... on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST