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Brandon

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About Me

I'm an excellent cook. I have a great passion & propensity for it. I have a tendency to eat my emotions is probably why. I hate people in the kitchen when I cook, & please don't taste things and tell me what it needs or stir my shit. ILL END YOU. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself!___________________________________________________ ________ I'm very organized and efficient. I don't tolerate chaos very well. I'm constantly calculating. I articulate very well when I feel passionately about something. I'm well versed when it comes to backing my opinion. Sometimes I take a very abrasive approach to people, but its only because I recognize those people that wouldn't otherwise understand my point. ___________________________________________________________ People have tendency to label me as someone who "always has to be right".... I usually am, but they only feel that way because they aren't convicted to their stance and that makes them unstable with their own opinions so they become reclusive as a defense mechanism. ___________________________________________________________I love tall, skinny, trendy, bitchy & outlandish bad boys with attitudes. Very partial to piercings and tattoos!! I always fall in love way too soon and it clouds my judgement.I love summer its when I feel most like myself and im the happiest. Probably because Im always going somewhere and doing something. Seeing my friends who I don't get to see very often. I love being on the lake drinking, laughing and talking shit with all my friends. Getting a tan of course.Im a huge partier, always having fun. I love all my friends they're all a great super wonderful fantastic eclectic group of people. LOVE YOU GUYSIve been called unique trendsetting sarcastic humorous cocky witty & a fun loving boi. Always the life of the party, but shy at times just for a second though. Im very strong about developing genuine friendships, my friends are the only thing keeping me sane in my crazy world. ____________________________________________________________ Im constantly on someone shit list, but im always on 20 peoples love list! I love living life through experiences whether good or bad, you'll never know exactly how or what you'll do in a situation unless you actually live it, not just what you say you'll do IF it happens. ____________________________________________________________ __ I have a tendency to move often, I want to live in as many places as possible. This means moving every couple of years if not every other year or maybe two years in a row. People ask me how I do it, well i don't want to be one of those people that picks a place and stays there for the rest of their life. It has its downfalls, I have to leave the people I come to love, but they will always be in my heart and in my life. If you find yourself to be one of current people Im "leaving" as they say, just remember I love you and youll always have a place in my life, but I gotta go. My next move takes me to Phoenix, AZ with the boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____________________________________________________________ __~I'm loved by most, envied by many, hated by some, and wanted by plenty~_____________________________________________________ _________ I Party like a Rock Star, play like an All Star, live like a Movie Star and fuck like a Porn Star!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Stability |||||||||||| 42%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 58%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 58%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Humanitarian |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Family drive |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| %
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Honor |||||||||||||| 56%
Thriftiness || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality test by similarminds.comStability- results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.Orderliness- results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.Extraversion- results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.trait snapshot:clean, self revealing, open, organized, outgoing, social, enjoys leadership and managing others, dominant, makes friends easily, does not like to be alone, assertive, hard working, finisher, optimistic, positive, likes to stand out, likes large parties, respects authority, practical, high self esteem, perfectionist, dislikes chaos, busy, not familiar with the dark side of life, controlling, high self control, traditional, tough, likes to fit in, conforming, brutally honest, takes precautions Favorite quotes: ____________________________________________________________ __ "Im fucking pissed off, why did you open your big ass mouth? u said i could trust you now everyone knows IM THE SEXIEST BITCH in the world!!" ____________________________________________________________ __ "It is what it is" ____________________________________________________________ __ "I do what I do and I do it well" ____________________________________________________________ __"Be good or be good at it" ____________________________________________________________ __"Jealousy is a disease bitch, get well soon" ____________________________________________________________ __ "Aww, you think im a stuck up bitch? Join the club you slutty whore" ____________________________________________________________ __ PET PEEVES: *People who feel sorry for themselves. I just want to tell them that "Next year for Christmas I will buy you a big wooden cross so the next time you feel unapprecaited for all your sacrifices you can climb up on it and nail yourself to it._________________________________________________________ *People who interrupt ____________________________________________________________ *Those who pretend to know wines and describe them improperly

My Interests

Living life on the red carpet & in the lime light, heading the uber-socialite elitist group of A-gays and power lesbians. CLUBBING, Flirting, dancing, making out, traveling, pissing people off, Brunch at Aut Bar then the Sunday tour of Ann Arbor(aka one or three drinks at every restaurant on Main St. in A2 after two pitchers of sangria at Seva) wha ha ha. Love to cook, drink wine & entertain friends. This summer will be the ultimate travel year. June Chicago Pride, July ill be in Virgina then Texas. August Las Vegas & November Miami! Thats what i have planned so far im sure there is more to come.I have a weak spot for bois(see first paragraph 'about me'), stunna shades and jewelry, mostly rings.

I'd like to meet:

My clone just to see if i'd hate myself. Sophie Ellis Bextor, Kristy Kay, Josh Hartnett, Ian Somerhalder, Kip Pardue, any Abercrombie/Hollister model
How to make a Brandon
Ingredients:
1 part pride
3 parts arrogance
3 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Music:

N E thing that makes me shake what my momma gave me. Bad Boy Bill, Dj Dan, Richard Humpty Vission, Colette, Dj Irene, Dj Mea, Mauro Picatto, Funkstar Deluxe, Danny Tenaglia, Armand Van Helden, Basement Jaxx, Rui Da Silva, Louie DeVito , Benny Benassi, Dj Rap, Mixin Marc, Paul Oakenfold, Kevin Saunderson, Derrick Carter, Angel Alanis, Ritchie Hawtin, Derrick May, Diesel Boy, Felix Da Housecat, Carl Cox, Donald Glaude, Daft Punk, Icey, Godfather, StacyKidd, John Acquaviva, Fedde Le Grande, Terrence Parker, Keoki

Movies:

Movies are my life. You mention a movie I can most likely quote most of it or at least the parts youll remember. I have an ecclectic taste in movies, if i like a movies ive watched it at least once a year since first seeing it. Here is a small taste of what I like; The Devil Wears Prada, You got served, Step up, Honey, Stomp the Yard, The color purple, Erin Brockovich(and cry everytime), The brokenhearts club. Anything with Josh Hartnett in it. The Godfather tri., Scarface, Goodfellas, The last don, mobsters, gotti.LA COSTA NOSTRA BITCHES

Television:

Super Nanny, Deal or No Deal, Wife Swap, Celebrity Apprentice, Drawn together, Family guy, The sarah silverman program, charm school, Planet earth, E-vets, dirty jobs, AP most extreme, police videos, law & order(orig, svu & CI), sex and the city, rescue me, queer as folk, so you think you can dance, project runway, hells kitchen, how its made, iron chef, americas next top model

Books:

Rent boy, The Da Vinci Code

Heroes:

My wonderful mother who single handedly sacrificed so much and accomplished so much more for the sake of my brother Jacob, sister Chante and myself.____________ , my friends for putting up with so much of my shit!_________ Cadillac, Gucci, Prada, Fendi, Chanel, Dolce & Gabbana, Armani, Calvin Klein, fcuk, Dior, Diesel, DKNY, Boss, Ralph Lauren, Versace, Burberry, Rado, Movado, Bulgari, Jean-Paul Gaultier,Karl Lagerfeld, Liz Claiborne, Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik, Kenneth Cole, Salvatore Ferragamo
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My Blog

Posers

I really hate a poser. Nothing irritates me more than someone who cant just be their self, taking things from my life and conveying it as theirs, using my lines as their own. How irritating get your o...
Posted by Brandon on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:03:00 PST

A ravers manifesto

Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. Our nourishment of choice is Love. Our addiction of choice is technology. Our religion of choice is music. Our currency of choice is knowledge. Our politics o...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:05:00 PST

Jasons survey about me

1) Name?Brandon Michael Alvarez 2) What is their sexual orientation?Well, he has a crocheted blanket in rainbow colors, has 25 different colognes that he wears depending on his mood, and owns every Jo...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

bittersweet life of ours

For anyone who is or has ever truly been in love you know the feeling. The intuitional, heartaching & eager sensations you felt the very first time you met him.  All of those things ever-incr...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:34:00 PST

My favorite story (i cry)

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why wou...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:48:00 PST

How to date a raver boy

If the beat is going 900 miles an hour, he'll dance to it. The raver boyis a bizarre breed of boy. When he's not dancing like a crack addict,he's doing enough E to hump a tree. Here's some tips on how...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

Just that kind of guy

I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.I'm the guy that will love you even when you do something so retarded that ...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:26:00 PST