Just Freinds |
I don't know if I wasn't listening or I was blinded by the possibility of a relationship but once again were just friends. Can we really be friends? What do I do now that you've told her that you like...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:53:00 GMT |
I want, I dream, I wish |
I want, I dream, I wish
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Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:45:00 GMT |
The ZIpper |
The Zipper
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:43:00 GMT |
Let the child play |
Let the child play By Jillian AlexisI went to a public park,one sunny, bright Spring day;just to watch the little ones,run around and play.They all seemed truly happy,as they laughed and ran abou...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 13:47:00 GMT |
It's a swimmer thing, You wouldn't understand!! |
You might be a swimmer...>If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.>If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:00:00 GMT |
Chili Cook-Off |
Chili Cook-Off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:36:00 GMT |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD |
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 13:31:00 GMT |
Birds and Bees talk |
A Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Y...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:59:00 GMT |
Deep Observations on Life |
DEEP OBSERVATIONS ON LIFE1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Au...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:35:00 GMT |
Need a laugh |
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him And says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he Knows her ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 14:22:00 GMT |
