Street Trash

I'm a 33 year old hero to children and general youngsters all around the world. My exploits are legendary and my legend continues to grow with each passing day.My favorite pastimes include long walks on the beach, David Lee Roth jump kicks, allowing television to melt my brain, and fantasizing that my life is one giant horrifying 80's music video by one of those crap hair bands.I equate myself to a 21st Century version of a young Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicks, uzi's and all.